General Chat

*ignores the hecklers....and we need mincemeat...I got some out of the freezer, freshly minced two months ago. *proudly ..best organic beef.

Kitty cant you do them in bread maker??

infact you could,,just make one big one,,,,,))

BC......................put that bottle down and come and help please!! *tuts*

That looks good BC.............mincemeat is the same as minced meat......isn't it?

Now flour and fat in a bowl and mix with hands to resemble breadcrumbs?

*dives in*

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You see thats manners ....BC and Kitty take note ......correct name ....E M P R E S S ! ...PMSL..

I think Kay was being ironic Hayley:-) Now...were were we???

*takes a slug at the cooking sherry and looks in mirror at nose....hmmmmmm

*flicks flour at Hayley*

Empress indeed!!

BC..................my hands are stuck to the bowl now!!!

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*nods head....too much yeast Kitty....you will have to wait till it either rises or falls...*consults book

you dont need cooking sherry for mince pies...carries on filing nail........** scoffs **

*stands still and wonders why the pastry is setting hard alerady*

BC.................it's reeally hard to type with my nose

HELP!!!!!!!!

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ooooh! a pantomime!.....can I watch?

Dont use your nose dear, use your big toe...I always type with my big toes:-) Now, I am off to get a digger thing to get you out of that basin...don't go away! lol

Come and sitt next to me Susan....**whipsers ** which do you think is playing the dame .........lol

Thanks for the help Susan..................any ideas how I can get the mixture off my hands?

BC............................what are you doing???

*big toe indeed*

have you seen her bunions?? :)))

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Ahhh I see Lil has arrived with an implement. Good thinking......

*shuts eyes and prays*

Be gentle please!!!!!

*starts to panic*
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She look like she was walking ok to me.....I din't...see her limp....* studies Susans walk **


Rings my very good friend the sister Maureen at Lords.....get the girls together we're gunna need all the help we can get .......

Help???? who said anything about Help? I am in the audience.

wots an implement?

Hmmm! not sure these two know wot they are doin....think I'll give mince pies a miss.

That's it........................all go off and leave me.......see if I care!!

*sniffs*

I'll just have to wait until the mixture sets and bash it on the wall to break it off.....................*sighs heavily*

It worked with the scone mix once.......*shudders at the memory*

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** nudges Susan ** you don't think they will ever get to the stage where you can eat them do you ?

Look they can't get the stuff out of the bowl.....pmsl.......BC will ........go and dy......ermm wash her hair soon and Kitty will have to clear up on here own........hee hee

*whacks Hayley with mixture*

Yes.........free at last!! :)))))))))))))))))

BC..................I want all this mess cleaned up before I get back from the farm shop please !!

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