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Mo you know the routine by now pmsl.

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

Good evening from OZ ~~~~~~

An Irish priest loved to fly fish. It was an obsession, but so far this year the weather had been so bad that he had not had a chance to get his beloved waders on and his favourite flies out of their box. Strangly though every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast was again good for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and in bed with the flu. He asked if he could take over his sermon.
The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He informed God who agreed that he should do something.
With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon.
Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson." God replied "I did. Who do you think he is going to tell?"

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pmsl

And good morning from Holland
nice one SSD
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Morning Keith
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What are you up to today Clue?

No plans today lol
Hows you?

Morning all

im still trying to open my eyes

walking about squinting

any body got any matches to prop the eyes open with

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Here you are Jane pmsl

Morning How you doing?
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Worked my but off today. lol
Had a wedding for 200 on Saturday and Sunday a staff party for 160. So today we cleaned the kitchen ready for this weeks onslaught. Will be over food by Xmas day lol

thanks clue i can see now

im fine thank you

are you ok today


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Sounds like you worked hard SSD
Used to be in catering a long time ago
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Yes Jane I'm good
You off to work today or day off?
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take a break SSD got to look after yourself

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no work for the next two days thank god in on wednesday friday and saturday this week

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Hello Jane ~~~~~

Biggest mistake I have made career wise, learning to cook, been doing it for 23 years now lol
Wanted to be a hairdresser like Jane

Hi mo howsyou

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Morning Mo
Pleased about that lol


Not so bad then Jane
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AARR thanks SSD

i cant stand my job

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