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Mo put the cup down
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Sex in the Dark

I know you will get a kick out of this one....


There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent b*****d,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'


The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . .you explain the kids.'

usual apologys no offence intended
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Coffee and tea are on the table
Help yourselves lol
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Morning Mo
Hows you lol
I actually remembered this time
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brings in tray with fudge cake and biscuits on
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Hi and Bye Ellan
mmmmwwwaaahhhh
Have a good one
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Shut your eyes and think of somewhere
Somewhere cold and caked in snow
By the fire we break the quiet
Learn to wear each other well

And when the worrying starts to hurt
And the world feels like graves of dirt
Just close your eyes until
You can imagine this place
Yeah, our secret space at will

Shut your eyes, I spin the big chair
And you'll feel dizzy, light and free
And falling gently on the cushion
You can come and sing to me

And when the worrying starts to hurt
And the world feels like graves of dirt
Just close your eyes until
You can imagine this place
Yeah, our secret space at will

Hope your looking in and see this JeanQ
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Damn sore this morning Mo pmsl
I re-read that thread this morning
and I've been laughing ever since lol
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G'day all

There was an old couple sitting at the breakfast table.
The husband looked at his wife and said remember how we used to sit here naked all those years ago when we first married dear.
The wife replied why dont we rekindle the passion.
So they got their kit off and sat back down.
After a few minutes the wife said " I am as hot for you now as I ever was"
The husband looking at her breasts replied "Im not surprised.......................................................



You have one in your porridge the other in your tea!

pmslmao Ally
Good one
How you doing
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Flying visit as always these days ( like having a parrot on the shoulder ! lol )

Morning all have fun

((((((hugs ))))))))

What's that parrot doing here pmsl
Morning Uzzi
How you doing
Catch you next time lol
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Ouch some one nicked 1 of my suns !





Got it back now tho (I hope pmsl)

nope still a Y there ......okay own up who has it ?????

Funny you should say that Mo
I wondered why I had to put me
shades on this morning lol
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Well it's not me Uzzi
Last thing a vampire wants is a sun lol
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shades Clue ? you been leaving me with Y's

pmsl ........thats true okay will go look else where

pmslmao
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Hi Mo hows you today ?