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Was it really,,,,,,,,,, do you think Honestly David that chat board is private........... headlines......... chat board Gen board etcl.......... goes world wide.................

nite june nite granny sleep well.

luv sue x

Thanks Twig


Night godbless
to those leaving
Have a good one
xx

I have no prob with you David at all

nite June, take care

i got it wrong ok

With you all the way snowball..........

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When
he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in education on earth. In order to
gain admittance a prospective Heavenly Soul
must answer three questions.


1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?




Ok, now for the amusing part :)




Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered...


1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow."
2. There are 12 seconds in a year."
3. God has two first names: Andy and Howard."


Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's not the answer I expected, your answer is correct.


But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever
think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"


Forrest responded,
"Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."


OK, I give," said Saint Peter,
"But what about the God's first name stuff?"


Forrest said, "Well, from the song...
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,
Andy tells me I am his own...?
...and the prayer...
Our Father who art in Heaven Howard be thy name...."




Saint Peter let him in without further ado.

Blimey, I pop on and everyone is going, is it my aftershave LOL

sure David that's fine....my name is Rose, female have a son that i could cheerfully throttle at the moment, huge debts, a headache, 2 cats, and am fed up!

Howabout you!

Rosex

Yes David you did get it wrong
But now you have the chance
to make friends properly
with some pretty amazing people
So come on and get it right
xx

hi rose im david married with a daughter

I know you are Twig
Thanks
xx

Pmsl Arch

im not twig who is twig

Hi am Denise with problems..........lol

One day a guy died and found himself in hell.
As he was wallowing in despair,
he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"


The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"


"Hell's not so bad," the demon said.
"We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?"





"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca.
We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"


The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."





"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"


"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all
over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer,
no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"


"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"





The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."


"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack,
roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt,
well, you're dead anyhow.





You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!


You don't mean..."


"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the
size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want,
you're dead, who cares!"


"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,
"I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"



The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."


"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

Hello David nice to meet the real person
I'm Fi and if you stick around I'm sure
we will meet again
xx

north east not gateshead

Hi Rose n David
I'm Tricia married to Arch and got more "Challenges" in life than we got time for!!!

Love you all
Tricia