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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 1,253 Send Message	(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`)	Report	1 Dec 2007 20:13
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 1,253 Send Message	Not sure Bush has the brains for this but, because it's a joke, we'll pretend. Some things even a Queen can't control....... Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering ft ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The ft shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." George Bush, always trying to be 'Presidential', replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.... Until you mentioned it, .... I thought it was one of the horses."
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 22:51
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Hello Sarah xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 22:54
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Yes it can't have been very nice for you but as I said before there could have been a very good reason for it xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 22:58
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	We can but I'm not really an expert on that subject I only tend to wear mascara and lipstick I never really felt the need for anything else xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:03
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	If thats what you really want? Then I don't see the point of dressing for 2 seperate lives. xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:07
	boo caught you..............thought you had escaped did you.
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:09
	Hi David..........thought you were changing your name today.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:09
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Think he looked better though before he cut his hair xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:10
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Yes I was going to ask about that too GG xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:11
	a genuine man...one who cares, and has compassion.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:12
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	mmmmmmmmmm Mo I think we think alike there xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:13
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	No-one is forcing you to change your name Sarah It' just less confusing for people If you change it on the board xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:15
	no one can force you to do anything david, you want to be known as sarah don't you.
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	David	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:15
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	yes sarah the girly x
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:17
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Actually I prefer men that are around the same height as me. I see what you mean Mo Had to google the name then lol xx
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	David	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:17
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	i know but where are the nice guys then xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:18
	how long you been on here david?
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	David	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:18
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	a few hours x
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	David	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:20
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 730 Send Message	can we play a game xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	1 Dec 2007 23:21
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	I know Mo Hangs head in shame I had never heard of him xx

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