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Foggy, I am so gonna complain about that joke












NOT...haaaaaaa LOVE EM XXXXXXX

Like that Clue..............xxx

any chance of a nice cold bottle of Bud please Clue.?

oih Foggy get in line I am still waiting for my drink.............pmsl

drags bottle of bud out of bloomers........here you go foggy pinched them off other thread.

Whoops sorry I wandered off then lol

Cold bud for you and what was it you wanted Twig?
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GG I wanted a cold bottle, not one warmed up in silky bloomers. LOL

Weeeelllll seeing as we are partying and coz its near Christmas can I have a voddie and coke ta,,,,,,,,,,,,lol


Yeah I know any excuse............lol

oh believe me its cold ......don't call me ice maiden for nothing. lol

You certainly can Twig
Here you go
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in that case, cheers GG

oops sorry foggy label must have come off in me bloomers.............did not have me specs on when i nicked it......didn't go with the balaclava.

Off now Ladies, thanks for the fun reading this thread,

Your a great bunch.
night all

night Foggy
Sleep well
and take care
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night foggy sleep well. x

pmslmao Chris
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Bottle of Vodka for me please ....


Just deleted tree ... due to major mistake and couldnt delete the couple.....

Here you go Chelle
one bottle of Vodka

Had a bad day or celebrating?
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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f***ing ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"