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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 05:40
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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 05:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say twenty five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!" usual apologies no offence intended This ones for you Laura lol
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 05:45
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around B&Q when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bbs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "f k her, let's look for yours usual apologies no offence intended xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 05:56
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Morning Chris How you doing? xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:05
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	oh thats nice for you hhhmmmm Bar b que remind me what that is lol xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:07
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	And Hoff would like to say good morning too lol
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:11
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	We still talking bout barbque aren't we Chris?lol Nice to have someone else do the cooking I bet xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:29
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Good morning Ellan nice to see you up and about Shuuush Chris xx :0)
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:30
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	I'm good Ellan Hows you feeling today? xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:33
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Grabs the back of Ellans shirt Not without me your not lady xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:36
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Chases after Ellan at break neck speed in barefeet xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 06:55
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Walks back in holding side and breathing heavy xx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	11 Nov 2007 07:45
	Morning all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fi hold the gossip till later pmsl will be back later Hope ur well don't forget to pack the bag !
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Nov 2007 07:56
	morning girls, why you all running around like nutters?
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:09
	oh well, thats another thread killed, off to find another...lol
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:16
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Morning xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:17
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	will you just go away ellan pmslmao xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:26
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Now whers everyone gone? xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:27
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To Taff cos we are nutters pmsl xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Nov 2007 08:27
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	pmslmfao Ellan xx

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