General Chat

** deposits CC and BC out of my very nice bathroom and says rather (house) proudly **

They is there for when me very nice posh friends call not ones what wipes there cheap eyeshadow on my nice clean fluffy towels...tsk..

lol Taff. a bit like mine.....

*exits from Hayley's bathroom and *whipsers to CC.....what a terrible pucey shade her bathroom is....*snigger....

It an't ...its white....at least when I as painting it I dint have to run to the shop with odd shoes on and a hat coz I was dying my hair covered in paint ..sniggers **

*kindly...you are getting confused, Hayley:-))))

They will know it CC if your seen out with BC on a Saturday afternoon....

** flings BC on to the path.....flings bin liners after her **


Jeezz rminds me of my first marriage this does ...pmsl..

*helps CC out of the gutter...*whispers ..bet you're glad you wore your best bloomers today dear, you can see them over the suspenders....lol

Thanks I forgot to buy binliners...*lies there thinking about life and imponderables and could one possibly get by in life with using the k word....hmmmmm

** nods to the snotty neighbours **

They...........ermmmm.............got the wrong ..houuseee....

They are collecting for the chruch jumble ........in aid of OAP with ASBO,s very good friends of the very Sister maureen...

*innocently.....do you think your snotty neighbours would like me to sing to them Hayley, I have a very large repertoire:-))) *titters.....

** Takes BC and CC by the elbows and drags them to the bus stop , if one can remeber where one gets the bus **


NOPE BC dont you dare.....showing me up ...CC flashes her knickers...and swigging bailies in't street...

*glum....CC....Umbaya doesn't sound the same somehow :-(

ah well this fun wont get my villa all cleaned up, am halfway down the stairs....catch you later ladies...mwah! XX

But but BC you dont do house work ..your the no 1 slutt ...so you say.....dejectly carries on with washing...

BC is like Ma Boswell in Bread (remember that?) but instead of the cordless phone in her pinny pocket she carried her laptop LOL


How very dare you CC. I catch buses...I don't drive and Sainsburys is 3 miles away!

You know CC ...my mum this morning swears she forgot her buspass and asked for taxi fare home...when I offered her the busfare she states that even with money she can not get on the buss without her pass...hmmmmmmmm.....

Twice today I have been conned me thinks....NOPE but even I cant let you get the bus but I shall ring a taxi off Dexy ....lol

Oh no who put an extra day in April!!!!! It means I will have to wait an extra day for my birthday (1st May) sob! sob!

But your bathroom display towels fit so comfortably within my ears. How else is a hardworking travelling man supposed to keep his audio bits in good working order after a shower ?

And those soft, luxurious, fluffy, hand woven gifts from heaven do slide so easily amongst those parts that us builders have so much trouble hiding when we are hard at work.

Surely you would not deny a hard working man a little indulgence once in a while ?

Anyway .................... there are plenty of other guest houses desperate for a few bob when I am next up there !

....errr....and what were you doing in Hayleys house Mick? And from that distance lol

Ladies, I think we have ourselves a rumour here!

Wow Hayley you were right ! Googled Display towels an an just spent half an hour rolin up mine an stuffin em artistic like on wonky shelf in bathroom . Brilliant , hides the moth holes an the damp stain on the wall ;^))))) xxxx

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