General Chat

got to go to hosp. ( boring yawn ) this morning. I'm being sent to a physio class for my back. Apparently they are going to teach me how to sit,stand and walk...............if you know me you will know that thats a laugh to begin with.
Firstly I'm very good at sitting,secondly I stand mainly on one leg with the help of crutches and thirdly I just said it I've got crutches !!!
So all in all should be quite funny.
Now the point of my thread is that I forgot to put my flid mobile on charge last night,have just plugged it in and I'm hopping I don't run out of steam on my travels lol.
So if you hear a load shriek from Sussex way you'll know I've come to a grinding halt.
Not going yet but keep fingers crossed please.

Lin x

Lin, why dont you hitch-hike instead? lol

No one would stop Taff pmsl. One look at me and they would speed up.

Lin x

go one girl, hitch that skirt up an inch or two, lean seductivly on crutch, and wait for the pile up...lol

ok so dumpy short legs put on display, swaying seductively in the breeze and..............................oops just fell into the nearest bush.
Cars driving by think
"tut tut drunk at this time of the morning ".........lol

dont be daft, thats camoflage(?) undercover S.a.s
(short and sweet)
now get out of the bushes, bat your eyelashes, and stick your thumb out..lol

AA....RAC

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Alcoholics Annon and Race And Crash? lol

look out.......................there's a dumper truck that's stopping..........................lol

PMSL....GOOD

yea, but its going in the wrong direction!!

wait till he goes round the roundabout I'll come flying off.............better get a broomstick for that bit lol.

NOOO, your not going to sweep the roads on the way Lin ,surely...lol
now hitch that skirt up a bit more!! lol

and take off the stilletoes, that what landed you in the bushes a few mins ago....

Good lord Taff ( shocked ) you know I only do the street cleaning on Mondays.................and perleeeeze far too chilly for a skirt.............keep batting eye-lashes but as they are false the odd one keeps flying off..............look like I'm developing a beard where they keep sticking.

Morning Lin,
I hope all goes well today, I'll be listening for the shreik, which I hope I don't hear LOL.

Take care.

Tina x

morning Tina sorry in a rush to catch up with nice dumper truck driver........................

pmsl, well hitch your trouser legs up then, so it looks like your wearing a skirt, and the false eyelashes...well, maybe the drivers think they are spiders, and are scardy cats!!

morning Tina, sorry, missed you there, giving Lin a hand to catch the truck driver ..lol

Standing in the middle of the road now ,waving arms franticly at truck driver......lets hope his brakes work..lol