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Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:13

Pmsl Angel.......omg... he not making it up then...it's real bad....lol

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 21:15

Pmslmao.....now i'm choking....lol


Not on a blue whale either....lol

poison acorns

poison acorns Report 7 Oct 2007 21:22

just phoned the boro girls
all are searching for their passports
and leaving the country just in case
he tries to palm her off on us
why dont you chop her up Andy

then she can rest in pieces


message from Joy Scott
We might be a soft touch andy
but we are not soft in the head
you can keep your mother in law
xxxjoyxx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:26

shhh the old hags in bed...
well drugged she is...

went to that house with the twitchy curtains special...
he said this will kill a elephant...
so i got two packets...


dont wake her up...

she sneezed last week...
caused a tornado in magaluf...

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 21:34

Tuts Now why pick on Magaluf?
Couldn't you have turned her over then?

pmsl
xx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:36

that fireman would have to turn her over...
so he didnt have to look at her face...

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 21:37

Suppose he could always
use a firemans lift Andy
xx
:0)

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 21:40

He would need a crane to lift her clueless...

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 21:44

Got a block and tackle if he needs it lol
xx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 8 Oct 2007 13:49

Had some bad news ...shes still alive...

Clueless

Clueless Report 8 Oct 2007 13:59

Takes whip from a very surprised Andy





and legs it back to other thread
xx
:0)

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 8 Oct 2007 14:05

Thought you were going to have a whip round...
For me then...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 8 Oct 2007 22:24

So much for my good time last night...

I rolled over give our lass a hug...
And she said you can stop that Andy...
Not with mother next door...
She might be listening to us...

I said of course she will be listening..
She ll have a bleeding glass at the wall...

so my lifes sh-- ...
and my taps stopped ...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 8 Oct 2007 22:33

Just call me DIY Andy ......
from now on .....

.THATS just give me an idea...



Going to my shed could be a a while...
he sound of hammering ... echos out...

Clueless

Clueless Report 8 Oct 2007 22:42

Andy just give her a wack and put her under my patio
xx

NOG

NOG Report 8 Oct 2007 22:45

ive just had a tip off theres a dragon in the erea.what have we ever done 2 u????????????

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 8 Oct 2007 22:45

Well I've run out of ideas

NOG

NOG Report 8 Oct 2007 22:49

ive never cry so much 4 a b////y long time.

& that was just thinkin he REALYis goin 2 sent her 2 us,quick leg it girls.


tutt tutt & he was ment 2 b a friend 2.

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 9 Oct 2007 11:20

Hey Sir Andy

I've just had a thought....

My MiL lives on a street called Brookside and she has a patio on the back.

PM me if you need a hand cause if we can get the hole big enough your MiL can have a partner too.
(She is getting on my nerves)

Catherine

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 9 Oct 2007 21:21

Just got a letter


Dear Andy
i have been reading your thread on genes reunited.
So hope you dont mind me writing to you .
My family may be able to help you with your problem.
Make no bones about it.
We put the body and soul in to every job we do.
Skeleton staff at weekends.
Call us and see.
Guaranteed you wont go anywhere else.
IF the wife kids or family members.
Are under your feet try an extension .
Dont have any doubts.
Most of our family have been into,
Patios bathrooms and fire places ect for years.
We are sponsored by polifilla and quick mix.
Just lie down and we will provide cover.
If you want the best try west home improvements.
Yours hoping to get the job.
ROSE
(rose west LTD)