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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	7 Oct 2007 13:38
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	OMG Sir Andy I don't think I've laughed so much in a long time,cheers mate keep it up And good luck with m i l think you need it xx;)))))))))))))
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 13:42
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	WELL what happened next.... I only got the zipper stuck on the gorilla suit... We pushed pulled tugged and yanked .... But to no avail... And with all my tools at work... So rang the brother in law... asked him to come over with some pliers... But their lass was on a tarts * night out... With the lasses from the pie shop in Scarborough... And he couldn't leave the 20 kids they have... (not much to do in Richmond).... So i had to go over to his... Well it was 2 in the morning and ... Pitch black outside... And our lass was laughing to much to come to... Here i am stuck in a gorilla suit... Getting hotter and hotter... So i started the short walk to his house... Came across two woman walking home... They looked at me and ... One fainted and the other had a stroke... then i spotted some blokes staring at me... So i started to walk a bit faster... Then i heard somebody shouted get him And off i shot through the park... I could hear voices and my heart was beating... What if they were happy boys.... very happy boys... You hear of that sort of thing on dark nights... In parks in the middle of nowhere... So i climbed a tree and waited .... Heart beating even faster ... Getting even hotter... Next thing... The bobbies turn up with guns.... And flashing lights like alliens from mars ... I thought good their going to get them happy boys... How wrong was i ... And some bad shot me with a dart gun... Right up my ar... I remember falling and then nothing... Till i woke up this morning in a cage... At some RCPCA animal rescue place... 40 miles away from home... I gave the cleaner a right shock... When i spoke to her... Said ow you misses let me out... I could hear her on the phone... The gorilla s talking... No Ive not been sniffing some nowt ... No im not drunk the gorillas talking.... Honest get over here ... Anyway some time later... Some body came opened the door... And let me out... I wasn't very happy i can tell ya .. . And did they apologize... Oh no all thy said was... Well you looked like a gorilla and Smelt like one to...... And our lass had to come and get me... Still wearing that dam gorilla suit... And who was sat in the back of the car moaning... Yes the mother in law.... So dont be coming on here... Saying you ve had A bad day...
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:07
	wouldnt the rspca take her either?
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 36,149 Send Message	Rambling	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:09
	send her to Keith ,he could do with keeping in line lol Rosex
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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:09
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	pmslmao xx :0)
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:13
	pmsl Rose send him the gorilla costume too...lol
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 5,684 Send Message	Winter Drawers Ever Near	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:27
	Absolutely brilliant. Haven't had a laugh like this in ages. Aileen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:33
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Would the RSPCA have her... Even green peace wouldnt have her... Send her to hoff no way i like the guy...
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:36
	Andy have you tried googling covens in outer mongolia...lol
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 5,684 Send Message	Winter Drawers Ever Near	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:37
	Hoff is dumping his harem as I type. Maybe making way for Cruela Deville. They could stand and warm their bums by the fire in matching kilts! The very thought! Aileen xxx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 14:53
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Did you call my sweet mother in law... ( lying through my gritted teeth)...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 15:10
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Hello mother in law... Ive bought you a chair its electric.. .( Well Jeffrey Darhmar had no more use for it)... (try getting most of your fat ar** in it i want to kill all of you )... Sit comfy while i plug it in.. Laughs manically... Oh look girls no need for a perm...
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 15:11
	PMSLMAO
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 15:25
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Once upon a time... She was beautiful... Her hair was dark glossy and thick... Her skin was smooth and soft like a peach... Her mouth was dark pink... Her eyes were large and clear ... Unfortunately she was 4 years old at the time... And things have only gone down hill from there...
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 15:34
	You didnt set the fire under her chair did you?....pmsl...give her a foot massage and maybe she wont notice
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 16:18
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Just getting the stihl saw out... To massage her feet...
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 17:48
	Lmao....omg they must be bad
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	7 Oct 2007 17:53
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Andy this thread should have a warning on it! Don't read whilst drinking coffee!! pmslmao xx :0)
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 17:55
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SPECIAL WARNING FOR CLUELESS... DONT READ WHILE DRINKING COFFEE.. !!!
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 18:28
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	looking for a plan for tonight...

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