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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 20:32
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well i took her to helmsley... No luck with the hells angels... Hid her behind the wall... Gave them 200 pounds to take her off my hands... But when they saw her.... They gave me double to take her back... Thought my luck had changed When i got back the kids said Could they take Nana out in the wheel chair.. Thought they might lose her... Wishes they would lose her... Prayed they might lose her... But no such luck... Shes back moan moan moan.. . and why have the kids got loads of money? ...
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	6 Oct 2007 21:49
	Pmsl. I hope my son in law doesn't talk like you when i am not around. I went to see thema couple of months ago and my SIL said "do you fancy a game on the WII" "ooh yes" says me (cos I am really competitive). He said "I have made your avitar for you" mmm thinks me. I call up my name and there is some haggard old bag with my name underneath. I did laugh but I could have killed him! He knows he is OUT of the will.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 21:57
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Out of the will Sue ... Out of my life would be just fine... Lady kitty's toffees doing the job... Shes never spoke for 20 seconds just glared ... And thats a record for her ...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:02
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Good idea Mo... Will collect them tomorrow...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:07
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	What a wonderful thought Mo... her just fading away... Could this be my lucky day...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:13
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	i wish...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:22
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Stella where are you... (Better crawl a bit) ... Beautiful creature love of my life... Your looking so nice tonight Your hair looks good... Have you brushed it ... You smell fantastic... (dont want to over do it ) ... is your magic wand coming out to play...
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,695 Send Message	LittleWhiteDove2022351	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:24
	Hi Andy you know you love her really(MiL) but this thread is so funny. Nite Tricia
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:30
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Night Tricia sleep well.. Im not laughing What if the old bat sleep walks... Im going to put a lock on the bedroom door... Before bed just incase... That would well put me off my coco...
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,312 Send Message	Contrary Mary	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:32
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 2,312 Send Message	This thread is hilarious - keep it up!! lol Mary
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:33
	Hi Sir Andy Have you tried calling rentakil they treat all sorts...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:39
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Two sides to every coin... murder or suicide...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 22:57
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Dont worry girls... Ive got a plan tonights the night... i ve hired a gorrilla suit... Fom the fancy dress shop... When she goes the loo in the middle of the night... I will switch the lights off and jump out on her ... Shes bound to have a heart atack... I hope ... I will let you all know tomorrow if it works... fingers crossed everybody ...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 23:07
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	I know you all think i am wicked ... I am not...honest... I am just a desprate man... Driven to madness... By the old witch its her or me ...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 23:30
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well i have the suit on boy is it hot... Just need her to go the loo... I was just wondering... Do witches p--. ..
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	7 Oct 2007 01:20
	sir andy It was nice of you to make my local ....I did expect you to fly here on a plane .......not come on the broomstick with her navigating. I am not sure if I dare show my face (let alone my a**e )there any more. I am sure I will still be talking once I get over the shell shock. ZZiu xxx
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	7 Oct 2007 12:52
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well did my plan work did it sh-- well ... I waited hours in my gorilla suit ... Getting hotter and hotter... And just as Goliath (mil) went the lav... I ran down Tripped the lights Huffing and puffing back upstairs... And lay in wait .....for the old hag... And as she opened the door... i jumped out on her... And did she flinch did she f--- She hit me with the lav brush what a stink... Then an almighty forearm smash to me throat... I come round in a half nelson... With Goliath (mil ) all 40 stone sat on me... With me street cred down the pan... And it took our lass 20 minutes to get her off ... And was that the worst of my night... No the worst was yet to come much worse..
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	7 Oct 2007 12:53
	you have brought tears to my eyes(laughing) bet you are crying too, but for different reason! pmsl
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	7 Oct 2007 12:53
	OMG.......................poor Sir Andy!! stands by with paramedic xx
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	7 Oct 2007 12:59
	Pmslmao

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