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SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 4 Oct 2007 22:52

just had a call ...
the wifes mothers coming home ...
the coven said they are sick of her.....


how can a coven evict somebody ...

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 4 Oct 2007 23:00

** skids on to thread flashes garter at Andy and skids off **

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 4 Oct 2007 23:01

whooppee seen hayleys garter...
and what a garter it is...

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 4 Oct 2007 23:22

flashes nics and stocking tops


>>>>>>leaves

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 4 Oct 2007 23:24

looks around if mil about to descend

Clueless

Clueless Report 4 Oct 2007 23:25

flashes legs

so gorgeous I don't need to flash more





lol
xx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 18:25

Whoooppie nice legs ladies...

Well the witch has landed...
Its andy this andy that ...
Pretending im deaf...

Think i will put a pillow over her face...
To stop the old witch moaning..LOL.

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 5 Oct 2007 18:32

The time to worry is when she stops talking and just stares at you with a nasty glint in her eye!! lol

xx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 18:41

Which eye lady kitty the glass one...
Or the one she borrowed off the crocodile ...
Old witch said oh Andy...
I'm peckish do me a three course dinner...
Could she tolerate that much arsenic in one sitting...

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 5 Oct 2007 18:53

LOL Andy feed her nice freshly picked mushrooms !

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 18:55

Like to feed her to the dog...


NAG NAG NAG...
me ears are hurting ....

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 5 Oct 2007 18:55

Sending you one of my special curries Andy..............she won't be out of the loo long enough to nag you for at least two days!! lol

xx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 5 Oct 2007 18:59

That is really not fair to dog Andy

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 19:06

Said to our lass cant your brother have her...
She said no she dont like animals...
He has a cat...
LUCKY HIM ...

i said we have Keith the (sausage) dog...
But she said she likes Keith...
She flipping would...

Where can i get a cat from at short notice.....

Tried flamingo park zoo ...
They dont rent tigers out ...
They said they weren't being returned ...




Moves lady kitty in for her special cooking skills...

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 5 Oct 2007 19:46

Have you thought about going away next time she decides to descend on you

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 19:53

she didn't descend on us...

the bobbies dropped from a great height...
forced her on us...
they said if i didn't let her in...
they would do me for obstruction...


i tried barricading the door but our lass let her in...

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 5 Oct 2007 19:55

Ahhh problem there then.....you can always try moving then

but have to admit moving Kitty in would be a twofold solution

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 20:01

The bobbies brought her in a blacked out van...
They said it was in the public interest...

And they put a blanket over her head...
While they bought her in the house...


So she never scared the neighbours..



Rather Rose bleeding West moved in...
At least she could build a decent patio...

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 5 Oct 2007 20:05

pmsl I hope you left the blanket on ....maybe you could tie it round the neck

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 5 Oct 2007 20:10

tried that she bit her way out ...
and she managed to drag herself out the river...
with her hands tied...
at the same time...

supose she will come in useful at halloween...
when we send her to the door...
them trick or treaters are going to get a big shock...