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er muffy you were on it lmao

whos ready for me sheep joke?

jetxx

go on then.lol

CGAT you must watch way to much day time TV LOL

Im all ears Jet.

SORRY ERROL:)



A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."


JET:)XX

Not for me thanks Shymo I dont think it would go with me wine. Save me a piece to go with me coffee in the morning.

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14/09/2007 21:58:58

er muffy you were on it lmao

Oh yeah so I was pmsl xx

was meant to be echo but it was slow lol

lmao jet brill........


i have a true story.

a lady farmer who we knew had lots of lady sheep and no man sheep.
so she borrowed a ram from hubbys boss,and they put this crayon thingy on rams tummy.

next day half the sheep had crayon marks on there head.lol........me finks ram had got it the wrong way round.lol

lol. Good 1 Jet.

Falkirkbairn / Tina when you got it -did it cross your mind how you could have a happy error? Does it mean the other ones are sad and this one is just larking about and doing it for a bit of fun?

muffy lmao

Jet .that was a very Bah...ed joke

Jet - I am still giggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE......

JETX

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE......

JETX

Happy error

traffic jam

I keep getting them

lol

Jan x

I NEED MARION HERE FOR THIS:)))

JETXX

And Red Lights Jan. But dont talk about driving .......... am a 'muture' learner and am sick of it already. Bought me car that is always being fixed! Paying tax and insurance on something 'being fixed' and had the dreaded test date through!

Ill get there but its more I wont be bloody beaten than enjoyment at the moment. God knows how the teenagers afford it all.