General Chat

what a blind one? pmsl

Plenty more JD in the van LL

ooooohhhh Loverly Thanks Errol, Thanks Mo, Don't let Joy know where it is tho, shes a greedy pig. lol LLx

Mo, She IS around, she keeps popping in to spy on what we are up to. LLx

I do not beleeeeeeive it. lol That blooming joy scoffed the corned beef hash as well? I will excuse Errol tho cos hes brought me booze and pheasants. LLx

and very nice it was too.lol

Move over pls is there room for another 1??

More JD anyone? Who's gonna cook those Pheasants before Joy comes back? LLx

oh you mean the ones i cooked earlier.......wipes gob

erroll did ya see my joke yeaterday pmsl jet

You cant hide anything can you!!!!!!!!!!!!

put it on here cause someone said its a good job you hadn't read it lol Joke A Little Naughty:) During a moment of brilliance, a man buys several sheep in hopes of breeding them for wool. He figured it’d be an excellent way to make some extra money. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him he should try artificial insemination. Now the guy doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he’d know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they’ll stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn’t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. “Nope,” she says, “they’re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.” jet:)

Still makes me laugh.Errol you naughty thing you!!!!!!!!!!

he's the one sounding the horn!!!

I am still here - just laughing too much to type lmao

Can someone please explain that joke to me? pmsl

rfpmsl well i think yur all nuts:))) jetxx

FAINTS...................

ERROLL ....................................... stop honking pmsl jet:)

And you wondered why I brought the van?