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Why Did That Chicken Cross The Road?

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Peter

Peter Report 16 Jun 2003 20:54

Ther must be a 100 reasons

Heather

Heather Report 16 Jun 2003 20:56

ok i'll bite (or should that be peck) why did the chicken cross the road - maybe to get ready for my kfc which i think has just arrived.... bye heather ps is this one going to beat agnes and woodruff?!

Lynne

Lynne Report 16 Jun 2003 21:56

Heather Apparently we can't beat Agnes, I'm told it's barbaric! Lynne

Stephen

Stephen Report 16 Jun 2003 21:56

Agnes who ?

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Jun 2003 21:58

Because it was in Agnes Moore's Shopping Bag? Jim

Heather

Heather Report 16 Jun 2003 21:59

agnes appears to have been an apparition (is that spelt right?) as since posting her message "no one wants to know" she's disappearred of the face of GC - Vic (can;t remember who he is) has disappearred also - please put us out of our misery, why did the chicken cross the road, by the way if it was mine - it tasted nice. heather, bournemouth

Janet

Janet Report 17 Jun 2003 20:36

OK Peter, to get back to your original question ............ Did the chicken cross the road - or did the road move beneath the chicken........!? Janet. Northamptonshire.

Peter

Peter Report 17 Jun 2003 21:15

My God David,ever thought of taking up the profession of psychiatry,then you would beable to psychoanalyse "Agnes"

Janet

Janet Report 17 Jun 2003 21:28

David:- SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information "The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken." Janet. Northamptonshire.

Lynne

Lynne Report 18 Jun 2003 00:04

Is this in competition with Agnes?????

Pauline

Pauline Report 18 Jun 2003 16:03

Absolutely loved David Timperleys reply to this question, either he has a wicked sense of humour or is a closet analyst. Which is it David?

Spencer

Spencer Report 18 Jun 2003 17:02

To show her boyfriend she had guts.

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ*

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ* Report 18 Jun 2003 17:42

Never mind chickens and roads - I've just spotted Agnes going round the bend! You lot sent her there!

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ*

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ* Report 18 Jun 2003 17:55

Oh all right then: BILL GATES - eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book -and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. GRANDFATHER In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us! HOMER SIMPSON MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.......chicken!

Michael

Michael Report 18 Jun 2003 19:34

To get away from Frank Manno

Janet

Janet Report 18 Jun 2003 19:37

COLONEL SANDERSON:- "Oh - did I miss one?!" Janet. Northamptonshire.

Peter

Peter Report 18 Jun 2003 19:45

Welcome Ekim,"Brilliant"good job I know who Frank Manno is

Lesley

Lesley Report 18 Jun 2003 19:46

Because he wanted to get over the other side as a getaway from the old Butcher.

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 18 Jun 2003 20:26

ok.i'll tell you.to get away from my dogs they eat them

Christine

Christine Report 19 Jun 2003 01:10

The chicken saw Agnes and wanted to find out where she'd been and what NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW!!!!!