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Genealogical Jokes (retrieved from the bin)
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Bev | Report | 26 Oct 2008 19:24 |
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true |
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Bev | Report | 26 Oct 2008 19:19 |
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oh it was you was it |
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MrDaff | Report | 22 Nov 2007 18:38 |
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Pmsl...... and there were complaints about *all the changes* even way back then, lol!! |
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Robert | Report | 9 Oct 2005 09:38 |
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Anyone got any more? RG |
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Christine2 | Report | 14 May 2004 18:23 |
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WIFE:- (to Husband who doesn't understand the concept of genealogy) I found my Gt Gt Gt Gt Grandmother in the workhouse today. HUSBAND:- If you don't get my dinner and stop spending so much time on that infernal genealogy, next time you visit you can stay in there with her. Cheers Chris :)))) |
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Robert | Report | 14 May 2004 13:09 |
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Genealogists like chasing their own tale. Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 11 Mar 2004 17:31 |
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"Blessed are they that can laugh at themselves - because they will have a never ending source of humour!" Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 20 Feb 2004 13:52 |
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You know that you are getting old when your children are studying subjects for history which in your day were current events. Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 10 Feb 2004 17:08 |
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Specially for Marly. Q.Who was the Black Princes famous ancestor? A. Old King Coal! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 3 Feb 2004 17:19 |
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Q. who invented King Arthurs Round Table? A. Sir Cumference.... Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 3 Feb 2004 17:16 |
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Q. why does history keep repeating itself? A. probably, because we weren't listening in the first place! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 23 Jan 2004 16:49 |
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Which famous historical character invented fractions? Henry the 1/8th. Robert,Ayrshire |
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Catherine | Report | 5 Jan 2004 18:01 |
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Ta for the muchly amusing jokes and anecdotes! I'm just starting out on the family tree thing, and the best joke I can come up with on said subject is this... "My family." Yeah, that was it. Sorry to those that got this far and was disappointed by my lacklustre efforts. Back to the g-nee-allergy... Catherine, Luton, England. |
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Margaret | Report | 5 Jan 2004 12:48 |
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You never know how many skeletons are in the cupboard and been in prison surprises all round but good fun |
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Researching: |
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Brenda | Report | 5 Jan 2004 12:26 |
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After reading all these great messages I feel dead tired so I'm off to bed. Brenda in Australia |
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BobClayton | Report | 4 Jan 2004 17:35 |
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Genealogy is about the nearly dead seeking the really dead. Bob |
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Robert | Report | 24 Dec 2003 10:45 |
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Why did Sherlock holmes ask Watson to paint his front door to 221b Baker Street bright yellow? Why it"s A Lemon Entry, Watson! Robert, Ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 24 Dec 2003 10:33 |
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What would happen if Santa really got stuck up the chimney? He would suffer a bad case of Cluastrophobia! Robert , ayrshire |
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Robert | Report | 24 Dec 2003 09:44 |
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A Merry Christmas and a Guid New Year to one and all. Robert Greig, Ayrshire. |
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Geoffrey | Report | 2 Dec 2003 23:09 |
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You Know That You Are An Addicted Genealogist When... You brake for libraries. If you get locked in a library overnight and you never even notice. When you hyperventilate at the sight of an old cemetery. If you'd rather browse in a cemetery than a shopping mall. When you think every home should have a microfilm reader. If you'd rather read census schedules than a good book. When you know every town clerk in your state by name. If town clerks lock the doors when they see you coming. When you are more interested in what happened in 1695 than 1995. If you store your clothes under the bed and your closet is carefully stacked with notebooks and journals. When Savage, Torrey, and Pope are household names, but you can't remember what you call your dog. If you can pinpoint Harrietsham, Hawkhurst, Kent on a map of England, but can't locate Topeka, Kansas. When all your correspondence begins "Dear Cousin." If you've traced every one of your ancestral lines back to Adam and Eve, have it fully documented, and still don't want to quit |
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