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SS utopia: Message to all on board!
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Anne | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:34 |
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It is'nt me I would'nt trust that nurse gladys!! |
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DorothyG | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:33 |
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Mommylonglegs: I have just heard from the original Entertainment Officer, Lynda, there's a message on your Radio link for you NOW! The Menu looks delicious again. Can you wait whilst I make my choice! |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:30 |
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Seems to me, that I`m the only one keeping this damn ship going, where`s all the engineers. I`m only a repair man, not a miracle worker. I bet they`re all about enjoying themselves. |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:26 |
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Damn sea, can`t even stand straight, these old sea legs aint what they used to be. Mmmm Caffreys, just what the doctor ordered. Where`s that bloody crocodile ?. |
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Anne | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:25 |
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Fat Lady, Dishes already returned and washed up. I'm off to my bunk, for some entertainment I think Slutty jean has finished with Wil, knowing her she'll send me Will Young, bless. |
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Jo | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:24 |
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Nite all, its been quite a day, after finding tess, tickles. Being man handled by Nurse and what with the bring and buy sale, I'm totally shattered (never had so much excitement in one day). see you all in the morning. Lady m |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:22 |
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Fix-it to bridge, You now have full rudder power. Now if there`s nothing else, I`d like to go back to the bar for a break. Out. |
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Margaret | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:20 |
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Night Lindy, Im off to my cabin as well with my wine. Maggie |
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Lindy | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:17 |
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ATTENTION ADMIRAL BREAKFAST MENU Being Sunday it will be a full English breakfast for everyone who is condition to eat. Dr Legs, Please slip a note under the galley door as to how many teas and toast will be needed for the sick bay. Lady Anne, I trust that you will remember the dirty dishes that need returning in the morning if The Brothal wants breakfast. Normal drill breakfast to be collected half an hour before the crew sit down to eat. Maggie, It appears that you have everything under control and I shall now return to the galley to check on Boris and try and catch forty winks, that is if anyone can get any sleep in this storm tonight. See you all in the morning, (hopefully if we don't all drown) Good night, FAT LADY |
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Anne | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:17 |
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Ooooooh Bryan, lol I object to that, I hav'nt had time to fart, and hardly left my cabin, It was that mate of yours, the lazy bugger, she came, she saw and she farted and she left. |
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DorothyG | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:10 |
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Mommylonglegs! You called? Did you get MY message? I radioed you urgently on your private line! GRAMPA JIM! Hope you can hear this! We need to get those Lifeboats checked, so arise and shine and give MArgaret help in the garden. |
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Margaret | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:09 |
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Lindy.....wine, you angel. Maggie |
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Unknown | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:04 |
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well,as you know, we cant name and shame,as its ethically wrong...but 108 civilian men with the clap onshore,when asked to describe the woman,said..ime not sure,but she farted a lot!! well,i use the same sainsburies onshore as lady anne charles,and when i walk behind her,its like listening to the...trumpet volluntary... nurse gladys emanuel. |
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Jo | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:03 |
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Has any body seen Kevin since he was called to the Dr's office. I haven't had the honour of meeting him yet, is he rich??? Lady M |
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Jo | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:59 |
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If the offending knickers had diamond studs that caused the knocking out then I must confess to them being mine. I did actually think that nurse had them away during my examination!! Lady M |
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Anne | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:56 |
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Slutty Jean, the doctor and her nurse are casting aspirations about the sluts' knickers, Sluts and scrubbers don't wear knickers, order decreed by slutty as too much time is wasted in taking them off. They were probably the fat lady's! |
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Lindy | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:54 |
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Slutty Jean, Get your terminology correct, It is called an "old soak" and not a lush..by the way get you skinny backside to the doc's for boosters...ha! ha! glad I don't need them. Maggie, am on my way up with two bottles of wine one under each arm. FAT LADY |
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Unknown | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:49 |
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doc luciouslegs,just to let you know...the passenger is fine,it was'nt a ufo at all..it was one of the sluts throwing her knickers out of a cabin window,which hit the passenger full in the face...have just made a medical discovery..if we have to operate on anyone,we can use the sluts knickers as anaesthetic. nurse gladys emanuel. |
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Margaret | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:49 |
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Flipping men where are they when you desperatly need one. oooh and bring me a stiff drink I could do with one. And its up. Maggie |
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Lindy | Report | 21 Aug 2004 21:47 |
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Maggie, I shall be right down or is it up? Boris is tied in his hammock and the last I heard from Grandpa Jim he was off napping in one of the life boats. FAT LADY |
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