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SS utopia: Message to all on board!
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Lindy | Report | 22 Aug 2004 13:55 |
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ATTENTION: Fellow passengers, I have received a communication from Dr. Legs who was up all night with the passengers in sick bay that she needs her sleep and will be up and about a little later. It is a beautiful calm day and for those of you who are up to eating a big lunch the Menu shall be post in a few minutes , lunch will be ready by 15:00 hours. COOK, FAT LADY |
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Lindy | Report | 22 Aug 2004 13:10 |
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Good Day to you Lady M. As you have just said it is Sunday and the Galley has just finished the breakfat dishes. We shall be having a late Sunday lunch and I am awaiting the Admiral's orders. ATTENTION: Will the vet please report to the Galley and remove the shiney object from the croc's tooth. MAGGIE: Could you please come down to the Galley and help me hold on to Boris while the vet gives him an injection to calm him down before seeing to his tooth. FAT LADY |
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Jo | Report | 22 Aug 2004 12:47 |
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Dont be fooled by the rocks that I've got, I'm still, I'm Still Strump from the block. lol lol lol lmao Fat Lady - Do we have roast beef on the menu today with all the trimmings? It is Sunday!! Lady M (Marmalade) |
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Anne | Report | 22 Aug 2004 12:39 |
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Black Widow, whats that glinting between the croc's teeth? |
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Joy | Report | 22 Aug 2004 12:38 |
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David, you said " if theres no joy when i get back" ... I'm here!!!!!! Joy (Kentish Maid GC GC still where's that R) |
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Lindy | Report | 22 Aug 2004 12:35 |
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ATTENTION: Security Dave Croc. Hater. It is Sunday and the full English breakfast which was served at 11:OO for Crew member is still going on in the Galley so get your nasty self down here poste haste as you have exactly half an hour until the Galley is closed. As for Lunch, do not assume what you shall have as I am awaiting the admiral's orders. FAT LADY |
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David | Report | 22 Aug 2004 12:17 |
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Were is that fat lady cook i'm standing here waiting for my roast beef and yorkshire pudding and there's nobody to be seen, i'm starving, i'll go and do another patrol if theres no joy when i get back i'm goner kick that waste of space crocodile up the backside, and do some very rough body searches, and stamp my feet and swear alot so there, David ( Very Hungry Security ) Be Very Afraid |
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Jo | Report | 22 Aug 2004 09:29 |
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Good Morning ship mates, Are we sailing? there doesnt seem to be any one about this morning (probably due to the heavy night we had last night) Too much booze and not enough sleep. How are my fellow maties this bright sunny morning? I told you I would need my sun factor 6 today!!! Lady Marmalade |
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David | Report | 22 Aug 2004 00:13 |
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Admiral i've been having a kip in the rest room, anyone fancy a quiet drink i've confiscated 10 bottles of champagne of some very drunken madams and sent them packing back to the brothel, i have done my rounds all is not well but what the hell, the booze calls. David ( security ) be afraid Cheers hic hic |
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DorothyG | Report | 21 Aug 2004 23:50 |
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Gwynneth: Why are you getting in a lifeboat? We are QUITE SAFE at the moment, I assure you! Just tuck up for the night, and we'll see you, and the elf) safe and sound in the morning. We shall be near the closest Cape Verde island by mid-morning. ATTENTION EVERYBODY: We have battened down the hatches for the night now. Sleep well, I know you all will, believe me. Speak to you all in the morning. DAVID: We have a security problem, please contact me or Mommylonglegs on our private radio link! Understand? Thank you! GOOD NIGHT Everyone. Sleep well! |
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VIVinHERTS | Report | 21 Aug 2004 23:40 |
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What's the BIG PROBLEM? I'm confused. By the way Baz, the bar is closed due to bad weather. Viv, Alcoholic Landlady. |
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Unknown | Report | 21 Aug 2004 23:26 |
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slutty jean...the reason your girls have no knickers,is because they lost them all ashore. ime going to mix up some sea-sick potions,as ime not happy with the weather forecast..gale force nine..is a bit scary,i might have to find a big woman to protect me against the elements tonite!! nurse gladys emanuel. |
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Daniel | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:49 |
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The King grows weary. He is retiring. See you in Morning when hopefully this rain will have stopped. |
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Jo | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:48 |
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Mommylonglegs - could some-one take me under their wing and keep me in the ships know please. I will have my radio turned on. Lady M |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:47 |
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Jenny, apprehensive about what ? |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:44 |
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You`ll find it hard to sleep tonight Jo, with this sea running as it is. |
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Jo | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:40 |
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I am trying to retire, but am finding it difficult tearing myself away. Lady M |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:38 |
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Might as well stop that door squeeking while I`m here, now where`s that WD40 |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:36 |
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Never did my piri piri chicken.. Have to stop talking to myself. |
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Essex Baz | Report | 21 Aug 2004 22:35 |
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Still, never mind, keeps my mind active. Might as well have another one while I`m here, and a packet of crisps, as the cookhouse is closed. |
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