General Chat

Mr Fix it, Dinner was served at nine, I can fix u up with a sandwich if u like. cook

David, Im gobsmacked, how could you be so cruel as to suggest such a thing. Boris is a big cutey. He has a lovely smile and is very friendly, well he was to me and Lindy, but hey maybe he knows who his friends are and who are enemys. Maggie

Cook, where`s my piri piri chicken, i can`t perform on an empty stomach.

Oi! You there security man David!! Stay away from my Kitchen and Boris or you might just find yourself "leftovers for the croc..." Be aware I rule in my domain...the kitchen. Fat Lady the Cook

Oh lazy bugger please don't leave, who will do nothing now?

Maggie, Good Idea, ;-)

Mr Fux-it Just ask anybody where we are, there is'nt a soul who has'nt paid us a visit. Have you been to the doctor for your little prick yet? Best to get that sorted first, nudge nudge.

As for payment, I`m quite happy to do it for free, anything to help a fellow worker, and ships staff.

Should i come and get that crocodile and donk it, then i could skin it and make some crocodile shoes, the medical department could practice there autopsy skills and when they've finished with it the fat cook can make some snappy sandwiches and steaks. Have'nt found that ghost yet it's maybe gone into hiding keep your eyes open. Off to supervise the boarding before we sail don't want any stowaways. Puss puss i'm coming be afraid. David ( security )

On my way, but where is it, I`ve just joined the ship remember.

Lindy, they look like ordinary mushrooms to me. Try a couple on Boris, but Im sure they are ok. Maggie

Cook, Could you do me a Piri Piri Chicken please, I`m starving

Mr Fix-it to the brothel, loads of beds to be fixed and secured. Up to you how you want to be paid, please come before you eat any herby omelette!!

Daniel, I have lots of flowers, just ask me for the ones you want. Just dont go tramping through my flower beds. A lot of hard work and sweat went into those. Oh yes be carful of the really big one in the top left hand corner, its shaped like a funnel and has very large glossy leaves, I saw a bat go inside it and it didnt come out again. Maggie

Hi Maggie, Thank you for the mushrooms, parsley and coriander. I shall pass on the unknow as I have no intentions of poisioning anyone, or maybe I shal try it out on Boris, if he is still alive in the morning it should be okay.. How sure are you that they are mushrooms and not toadstools. What exactly do they look like.? Cook the fat lady

"Do you want a screwdriver?" "Madam, this ship is ten minutes late already!"

Many thanks Jenny, What needs repairing, I`m raring to go,drill in hand.

Are you sure Quintin hasn't enrolled as the florist? I could probably teach a bit of algebra. It can be quite useful at any time.

Lindy, Ive left you a box of mushrooms and some coriander, there is also some strange looking leaves that I found growing with the parsley, it smells and taste's ok so Im sure you could use it with something. Maybe herby mushroom omlettes. Maggie

Hiya Dorothy, I`d like to apply for the position of Repair man, Jack of all trades, nothing too small, or difficult. You can call me, `Fix-it`for short. Baz.