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Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:40

Who`s that with you, I thought you were single.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:39

Sorry Captain, thought it was my cabin

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:38

Hellllllllllllllllp, I`m lost

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:37

Who`s turned the lights out, where`s the fuse box, I can fix it, if I can find my way.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:36

Egg, bacon, fried bread, sausages, beans, kidneys, tomatoes, black pudding, coffee. lovely.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:34

By the way, what is for breakfast ?

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 00:27

Bloody starvin`, totally lost, tools are gettin` heavy, fedup, and going to my cabin for some shut eye. Repairs will have to wait. be first in the queue for breakfast I bet.

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 21 Aug 2004 00:02

Admiral, You have forgotton me, Viv the Alcoholic Landlady (of the bar that is)! Please let me keep sailing, pretty please. :-) Viv

Geoff

Geoff Report 21 Aug 2004 00:01

Quintin? Oh, just someone I er ... once knew.

Lindy

Lindy Report 20 Aug 2004 23:55

Black widow as a paying passanger u may order what u want as long as the order comes in the night before. Enjoy the nap in your web oops! bed. Cook the fat lady is off to bed. nite nite all;-)

David

David Report 20 Aug 2004 23:55

Hi fat cook i only suggested donking the croc cos i thought he was a waste of space, i'll be quite happy to leave him in your charge so long as you keep him in the galley and he does'nt bite anyone, i'll be keeping tabs on him if he steps out of line DONK, i quite fancy a crocodile steak. I off post haste to join The Admiral and Mr Fixit as i here theres foot on the go and i'm hungry, don't call me until tomorrow i expect the wine will flow freely, but fear not i will keep an eye out for trouble. David ( security ) Be Afraid

Margaret

Margaret Report 20 Aug 2004 23:54

No probs Lindy. I will be coming down to the galley tomorrow to say hi to Boris and give him a pat. Will also bring some veg for you when Ive picked them. Maggie

Lindy

Lindy Report 20 Aug 2004 23:48

Breakfast for the crew:

Report to the Galley at eight a.m.
The menu is the same as the Admiral's
except no special requests. If you don't like
it too bad Boris will eat it.

Breakfast for the Brothel:

Madam Slutty..?... sorry no menu!
Please send your ladies over before
seven thirty to collect your breakfasts which
is to be taken to your cabins as I will not
tolerate "hanky" "panky" in the Galley.

Fat Lady Cook, is now retiring for the evening and
don't forget Boris is on watch at the door.

Thank you so much Maggie..nite nite all.

DorothyG

DorothyG Report 20 Aug 2004 23:40

Strump: Do you mean that you will be in your cabin on a Sunday Night? That's OK! As long as you join us most of the other evenings. My duties mean that I can only really socailise in the evenings: fortunately the Purser seems to keep things in order during the day in my absence. I shall be retiring to my cabin for the night very shortly.I hope you all have a peaceful night: ready for setting sail in the morning. Thank you for the Breakfast Menu, sounds good. 'Nite everyone.

Lindy

Lindy Report 20 Aug 2004 23:38

Breakfast Menu: For Admiral, Dr Legs and security Dave the croc hater and paying passengers. Freshly squeezed juice papaya, guava, or orange. cornflakes or bran. Fresh mushroom and cheese omlette with parsley. Fried or fresh tomato. toast or bread with a variety of jam perculated coffee and tea. Assorted fresh fruit Anthing that is not on the menu must be ordered the night before. Thank you. Cook, The Fat Lady

DorothyG

DorothyG Report 20 Aug 2004 23:32

Baz: I'm sorry to hear you had such a difficult time in getting to join us: and that our cook is being a pain! I have a nice Rump Steak, with Saute Potatoes, Tomatoes and Asparagus here in my cabin, would you like to share it?

Lindy

Lindy Report 20 Aug 2004 23:27

Mr Fixit, Be thankful that I am offering a sandwich...all meals are on time and if you arrive late ..tough ...unless otherwise ordered by the admiral it is a sandwich or nothing..This conversation is closed.. By the way don't even think of sneaking into the galley as Boris is on duty at the door... Cook!!

DorothyG

DorothyG Report 20 Aug 2004 23:25

Strump! Done! We need some rich people on board to deal with that stroppy young Daniel who seems to think he's the only one with some Goods and Chattels that everybody might want.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 20 Aug 2004 23:23

Cook, A sandwich, I`ve travelled halfway round the world to get to this ship, and all I`m offered is a sandwich. What sort of ship is this. ?

DorothyG

DorothyG Report 20 Aug 2004 23:21

Strump: Don't get the impression you're not wanted!!! Quite the reverse! We want YOUR COMPANY, not hidden away in the hold. Mommylonglegs: Good idea to get everybody to report to you in the morning. I think we'll delay sailing until 9am. Welcome aboard to the new passengers: Baz and Geoff! Marion! Please don't leave us, we need you to fall over!