General Chat

On my way, but where is it, I`ve just joined the ship remember.

Should i come and get that crocodile and donk it, then i could skin it and make some crocodile shoes, the medical department could practice there autopsy skills and when they've finished with it the fat cook can make some snappy sandwiches and steaks. Have'nt found that ghost yet it's maybe gone into hiding keep your eyes open. Off to supervise the boarding before we sail don't want any stowaways. Puss puss i'm coming be afraid. David ( security )

As for payment, I`m quite happy to do it for free, anything to help a fellow worker, and ships staff.

Mr Fux-it Just ask anybody where we are, there is'nt a soul who has'nt paid us a visit. Have you been to the doctor for your little prick yet? Best to get that sorted first, nudge nudge.

Maggie, Good Idea, ;-)

Oh lazy bugger please don't leave, who will do nothing now?

Oi! You there security man David!! Stay away from my Kitchen and Boris or you might just find yourself "leftovers for the croc..." Be aware I rule in my domain...the kitchen. Fat Lady the Cook

Cook, where`s my piri piri chicken, i can`t perform on an empty stomach.

David, Im gobsmacked, how could you be so cruel as to suggest such a thing. Boris is a big cutey. He has a lovely smile and is very friendly, well he was to me and Lindy, but hey maybe he knows who his friends are and who are enemys. Maggie

Mr Fix it, Dinner was served at nine, I can fix u up with a sandwich if u like. cook

Strump: Don't get the impression you're not wanted!!! Quite the reverse! We want YOUR COMPANY, not hidden away in the hold. Mommylonglegs: Good idea to get everybody to report to you in the morning. I think we'll delay sailing until 9am. Welcome aboard to the new passengers: Baz and Geoff! Marion! Please don't leave us, we need you to fall over!

Cook, A sandwich, I`ve travelled halfway round the world to get to this ship, and all I`m offered is a sandwich. What sort of ship is this. ?

Strump! Done! We need some rich people on board to deal with that stroppy young Daniel who seems to think he's the only one with some Goods and Chattels that everybody might want.

Mr Fixit, Be thankful that I am offering a sandwich...all meals are on time and if you arrive late ..tough ...unless otherwise ordered by the admiral it is a sandwich or nothing..This conversation is closed.. By the way don't even think of sneaking into the galley as Boris is on duty at the door... Cook!!

Baz: I'm sorry to hear you had such a difficult time in getting to join us: and that our cook is being a pain! I have a nice Rump Steak, with Saute Potatoes, Tomatoes and Asparagus here in my cabin, would you like to share it?

Breakfast Menu: For Admiral, Dr Legs and security Dave the croc hater and paying passengers. Freshly squeezed juice papaya, guava, or orange. cornflakes or bran. Fresh mushroom and cheese omlette with parsley. Fried or fresh tomato. toast or bread with a variety of jam perculated coffee and tea. Assorted fresh fruit Anthing that is not on the menu must be ordered the night before. Thank you. Cook, The Fat Lady

Strump: Do you mean that you will be in your cabin on a Sunday Night? That's OK! As long as you join us most of the other evenings. My duties mean that I can only really socailise in the evenings: fortunately the Purser seems to keep things in order during the day in my absence. I shall be retiring to my cabin for the night very shortly.I hope you all have a peaceful night: ready for setting sail in the morning. Thank you for the Breakfast Menu, sounds good. 'Nite everyone.

Breakfast for the crew:

Report to the Galley at eight a.m.
The menu is the same as the Admiral's
except no special requests. If you don't like
it too bad Boris will eat it.

Breakfast for the Brothel:

Madam Slutty..?... sorry no menu!
Please send your ladies over before
seven thirty to collect your breakfasts which
is to be taken to your cabins as I will not
tolerate "hanky" "panky" in the Galley.

Fat Lady Cook, is now retiring for the evening and
don't forget Boris is on watch at the door.

Thank you so much Maggie..nite nite all.

No probs Lindy. I will be coming down to the galley tomorrow to say hi to Boris and give him a pat. Will also bring some veg for you when Ive picked them. Maggie

Hi fat cook i only suggested donking the croc cos i thought he was a waste of space, i'll be quite happy to leave him in your charge so long as you keep him in the galley and he does'nt bite anyone, i'll be keeping tabs on him if he steps out of line DONK, i quite fancy a crocodile steak. I off post haste to join The Admiral and Mr Fixit as i here theres foot on the go and i'm hungry, don't call me until tomorrow i expect the wine will flow freely, but fear not i will keep an eye out for trouble. David ( security ) Be Afraid