General Chat

hold on. I'm not Joy Trollop. I know I'm getting confused about who I am but ... not, no not Joy Trollop.

... sigh ... another name change then!!! lol flypass JT (?)

are the Bray twins in Glasgow yet? (flying past ..)

nor can I! ... but back to important matters - the Bray twins? Joy

where's Trollop's Dad got to? He should be there waiting for the Brays. Joy

so justice has been seen to be done then? Joy

So, Billy gets it when Dooley realy killed Trollop! I knew british justice stank! Not only that but Dooley is still at large and Slapper is at risk. Get the Brays over to Slapper for protection. It's the least thay can do after poor Billy suffered so much. Bob

Sorry guys, Dooley has been in touch with the Cat Protection League and they have sent over a couple of Minders. He says (through a mouthful of feathers) that he can't be held legally responsible as he is only 8 weeks old today.

How did Sylvester get involved with Trollop and Slapper? I was always told he fancied a bit of Tweetie, nudge, nudge, say no more, know what I mean?

Sylvester could never catch Tweetie Pie, so he must be after easier prey. IE Slapper. So we have both Sylvester and Dooley trying to get at Slapper. She needs protection fast! Bob

Trollops Dad - urgent! thought you were looking for a Cage ie Safe house for Slapper?! Joy (?)

Trollop's Dad is grieving deeply - can someone find a counsellor, please? Otherwise he won't be able to find a cage for Slapper. Joy

wot a relief , phew! Joy

Yes, Joy, it may be a relief for Slapper and Tweetie Pie. But Dooley and Sylvester are still on the loose! If they are prevented from getting to 'our two' any winged creature is now in danger. we must find Dooley and Sylvester before it's too late!!!

EVERYBODY, please, please, search for ... Dooley and Sylvester!!! PS Trollop's Dad still needs a counsellor, poor soul / sole. Joy (Anyone new to genealogy - this thread is for fun, honest!)

Joy, This thread is for stiring up arguments! I treat it very seriously. There is no fun here. What fun is there in life and death threats to our feathered friends? Bob

If you're looking for Sylvester and the poor sweet "innocent" Dooley, this is the wrong thread. Please post it on the TTF Board.

So should the fact that Slapper is in a safe house (cage) go on the success board?

That depends on your security. Dooley can get through very narrow gaps, and Sylvester, being a cartoon cat, can roll himself up and slip through the keyhole. Their motto is "The only good bird is an eaten one". This is not over yet.

You are right, Bob, of course it is all serious. I must not be facetious about this. Dave, I don't think Linda should be your counsellor - do Man City have one you could use? Linda, I thought Slapper was in a safe house? Has the funeral taken place yet in the Canaries? hold on - birds on the bird table outside ... cats ? helppppppp!! Joy PS see - leave the computer for a while, and I can't catch up!