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Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:38

Jason was lying dead, he had an iron bar across his back, and some food in front of him. What happened? Aileen

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:41

Smarty pants! A man walks into a bar, before he can say anything, he is knocked unconscious. Why? Aileen

helenbell

helenbell Report 31 Jan 2005 18:42

it was a metal Bar

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:45

The old grey cells are alert tonight methinks.... Okay try this one. A young boy and his father are injured in a road accident. The father is dead on arrival at the hospital. The boy is still alive and taken to the operating theatre. A grey haired bespeckled surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on him - he's my son!

☼♥Missy

☼♥Missy Report 31 Jan 2005 18:45

The surgeon is the boy's mother. Lorrainex

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:47

This is not going the way I planned it. Try this one. A man is going about his daily job when he realizes his shirt is torn. 15 minutes later, he is dead. Why?

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:49

No

☼♥Missy

☼♥Missy Report 31 Jan 2005 18:49

I'm totally stumped! Lx Is he a trapeze artist?

Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Jan 2005 18:51

Is it a bullet-proof shirt? nell

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:52

No I'll rephrase it to make it easier. Lets say it was his suit instead of his shirt which got torn.

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:53

No

☼♥Missy

☼♥Missy Report 31 Jan 2005 18:53

Is Ros right? No - darn it - good answer too!

☼♥Missy

☼♥Missy Report 31 Jan 2005 18:55

Was he a wing walker?

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 31 Jan 2005 18:55

Astronaut?

Rosalind in Madeira

Rosalind in Madeira Report 31 Jan 2005 18:55

Was he a butcher wearing a chain mail suit?

helenbell

helenbell Report 31 Jan 2005 18:56

he's a spaceman

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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 31 Jan 2005 18:56

Is he an astronaut?

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:57

Yes a spaceman.

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 31 Jan 2005 18:58

When he did a space walk his suit got ripped.

Jo

Jo Report 31 Jan 2005 18:59

Can I play please? Here goes. If it takes 6 men 7 days to dig a hole, how many men and days will it take to dig half a hole??