General Chat

Seeing as you've been so nice Elaine... you can have him after me... he probably won't be much use to you though! LOL Becx (Casino Manager)

are you working elaine or not there are people waiting to be served yes hun what would you like? can you hang on a mo dear ive only got 1 pair of hands where are my other staff elaine? (im off for a bath now i'll be back tomorow night)

Forlorn figure standing with a quickly cooling basin of...er... a waxy mixture.... I could have been someone....she muses......but so could anyone....Was that from a song? she wonders....I have been an entertainer for so many years...tried everything....and here I am waxing hairy bottoms.... sob sob

David enters the bar, hello ladies pint of bitter please, flops down in a comfy chair, phew i'm worn out, been charging here there and everwere, first it was that waste of space crocodile was supposed to have eaten a child, then some crazy australian playing silly bu---s, then a sheik who was'nt a sheik, then he was a sheik, police running in all directions, camels all over the place, and to cap it all Dr Legs throwing a wobbly and storming off with her nose in the air, oh yes then there was a bundle off rags dancing about so i shoved it in the swimming pool, it was making some funny noises. Think i,ll go and report to Mrs houty touty might get another drink in the penthouse. David H>o>S

*Fat lady cook picks up the in house phone and dials reception*

George, who is lurking in Reception picks up phone as, as usual, there is no one on duty!! G'day - wadda you want?

Where is that receptionist and why does she not answer the phone.? How am I suppose to know if Mrs D. is in.? Oh Well! I shall make up a tray and leave it on the trolley. *Fat lady slams down the phone in anger *

George (rather indignantly) Well, strike me with a roo's wickeroo - what a tarty old tart that was - strikes me she could do with a taste of old Boris - or Boris could do with a taste of 'er more like! chortle, chortle. I see they still have them stinking lilies on the desk - cat's pee they smell of - sooner have Boris's wee wee - I swear it's making that Cannabis grow - thinking of which, might go and harvest a few leaves - that Surfer chap looks like he might be a likely punter!! Off trundles George into the garden, in search of the weed!

Maggie dashes into the bar looking very hot and sweaty. I need a very large drink NOW.... Maggie

Eyes up Maggie's legs which appear to be rather.... hirsute.....Fancy a wax and polish ducky? she asks winningly.....

A what.... wax... what wax. Maggie

Just thought you might like something...well...feminine???? I mean you are rather hot and sweaty from your labours... and well you're looking a bit.....rough, shall we say??? (Where is that Joanne, I'm not up to this grovelly stuff...) oh dear I think I have offended Miss Handsinmuck...tee hee

Nooooo not at all, Im just a bit distracted, Ive spent the past couple of hours tying up a mad plant, and it almost got the better of me. ( Babbles on a bit more about man eating plants, and making no sense at all ) Feminine... well if you think you can, go ahead, not done any of this female stuff before always been to busy digging and planting. Hmm might make me look nice. Well better than I do. Oh go on then give me the full works. Im in your hands. Maggie

~ Daisy breezes in smoothing her hair, clutching her file, taking in a number of rather drunk people propping up the bar ~ Elaine I see the Crazy Daisies are going well. Any ideas for the new cocktail menu. How about 'Utopia'? Signature cocktail for the Hotel. Daisy

G'day ladies - fancy a fag? George ambles into Reception, nochalantly smoking a ciggie (rather loosley packed roll up) By golly that plant looks lovely, that one there with the red bits - oooops, silly me that's the gardiner - has she had too much sun?

Thanks Eleine, I really needed that, downs it in one. I'll have another please. But will go and have a quick brush up in the ladies first, didnt realize I was quite so bad. Runs out blushing furiously. Maggie

I think, as it's the signature cocktail the recipe should be kept under wraps. I would love to try a Volcano - I don't really drink you understand, but in the interests of the job I feel I should try it. Daisy

Maggie standing in the ladies. Ok I think I look a bit more presentable now. Oh no the sink has about half a ton of mud in it. Oops the floor is a wee bit mucky. Wonder if anyone will notice. Oh I dont care, I need another drink, at least I'm not so filthy now. Maggie

OOOOOhhhh me too! Reminds me of the time I worked in Morocco as a Belly Dancer....yes I know they have plenty but they wanted someone quintessentially English.... mmmmmmmm

Sorry Sheila, the stuff's a bit strong at the moment, until I get the measure of Boris's wee - once that's sorted so shall we be - come on Maggie Gardiner, give us a kiss!!!! George