General Chat

I'm working (hic) on the new menu (hic) right now Bumpy. ~ watching the others sliding off their bar stools ~ Daisy CCM

Sally, Jean in Washington is the Head Housekeeper. She is your immediate Boss. Dr. Longlegs.

*rushes Sheik out through door* I'm the entertainments manager, your sheikness. *trips Buttercup who has followed them out* Gwynne (ents)

no dear that's lindy i think anyway the cleaning cuboard is up on level 2 on the main landing on you left as you come to the top of the stair's

would some one answer that phone please it's been ringing for at least 5 min's

side..... Seems a bit Common for a Sheik dont you think??? Bazookas indeed.....

She'll be fine, I assure you, Sir. If you'd like to come this way with your lovely er............. entourage.......... Your chalet is just down this path. Gwynne (ents)

He's no sheik. I've seen him on the knicker stall down the market! Daisy

i knew i'd seen him some where before he's an imposter oher

I'm sure one of our beauty therapists will attend to you later, Sir. I'll leave you to settle in with your ............ people. Gwynne (ents)

ive just answered that dam phone it was the police they are looking for a man possing as a shiek he is a wanted man

If Joanne is busy I can do waxing and stuff. ( you know I am sure Ive seen him before????) And I'm a dab hand at looking after camels. Cora the Camel Conqueror they used to call me. ahhh those were the days....

I must consider the saftey of all my staff. I shall go and visit the Sheik myself. Please note the time and call for help if i am not back shortly. Dr. Longlegs.

i think we need to warn dr longlegs the police are on their way to see if we have anyone that matches the discription & to leave us with a poster of him they said if we see him DO NOT aproach him i repeat DO NOT APROACH HIM

Dr. Longlegs, taps gently on the Sheik's door. 'May I come in she whisper's'.

I WILL PUT IT ON THE TANOY PLEASE WOULD EVRYONE BE AWARE WE HAVE A MAN POSSING AS A SHIEK IN THE HOTEL DO NOT PANIC BUT PLEASE DON NOT APROACH HIM HE IS DANGEROUS PLEASE WOULD SURCURITY GO TO HIS APPARTMENT & WAIT OUT SIDE THE DOOR TILL THE POLICE ARRIVE SORRY FOR ANY IN CONVIENENCE BUT WOULD ALL GUESTS STAY IN THEIR ROOM'S & ALL STAFF GO TO WHERE THEIR POSSTIONS THANK YOU FOR LISTENING BUMPY OUT

*meanders down to the beach* Not bad for a first day. We have quite a few guests and the staff seem to be pulling together. Those camels will have to go, though. They seem to be suffering from flatulence. Still, it's exciting to have a real live sheik staying here. *sits down on silver sand and looks out to sea* Gwynne (ents)

~ calling room service ~ Take these Crazy Daisies to the 'sheiks' room and tell Dr Legs not to drink them. Daisy

Dr. Longlegs is unaware of all the fuss, in Reception. She enters the Sheiks room and closes the door behind her. 'Good afternoon Sir. Please do let me introduce myself. I am the Co-Owner of this Island and Hotel Complex. It is not a matter of what you can do for me. But what I can do for you' *Longlegs is also glancing around to see if all is quite right in the room.*

dont worry madame just go back to your room till i let everyone know it's safe to come out ok that's fine i'll get some 1 to bring a bottle of drink to you