General Chat

Triangle are always difficult. You can't get to clean the corners properly.

Well, I reckon they've got a very long honeymoon planned - Bendy's cancelled my visit to see her on 25th April, and I was only using a trip to Newcastle as an excuse to see gorgeous George. Mind you, I'm not sure she really wanted me to stay with her - she said she'd put me up for the night, but I'd have to sleep with some old baskets! Boo Hoo! Why do I always get the thin end of the wedge? CB /|\

dear oh dear oh dear :-) Joy

Bryan and I shall be drawing up our guest list later this week. Elaine is in charge of the hen night and as best man it is up to Howard to arrange a stag night that I consider suitable for Bryan. :-)

Bendy, I think that you, Bryan, and Distraught of Yorkshire need to have a chat. :-) Joy

Girls, girls - it's true about working - the wedding dress shop has agreed to open at midnight especially for me - you can all come to the trying on if you like. xx

Do you think he has been leading me astray Joy? If poor Distraught of Yorkshire has been made romantic promises by my intended he'd jolly well better be able to explain himself!

Benders, I reckon he was just testing to see if you gave up in the face of competition! Show 'em what you're made of, girl! CB >|<

CB - I refuse to flash in public - anyone who wants to see what I'm made of will have to buy this month's edition of GQ and turn to page 976. xx

I may be Distraught, but I'm not poor. Bendy I thought we were sticking together. You cancel me, not forgetting CB, to embark on an extended honeymoon. Does this mean I have now to increase number for our meeting up. Sob, sob

Rats - I've been caught out! OK - I'm NOT working at all! Bryan - the old romantic - has arranged a trip of a lifetime tour of inland caravan parks around the UK, I'd be a fool to miss out on an opportunity like that! Surely you ladies can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I've had my head turned by love and promises of a honeymoon I'll never forget. I've also been promised the best 2 minutes I've ever had at least three times a week. What would you do in my place???

Bendy / Distraught - Bryan needs to do some explaining here! I am sorry but Christopher cannot agree to officiate until this is sorted out! :-) Joy

Joy - I'm begging you - can you ask Christopher to have a man to cad chat with Bryan and explain his responsibilities to him. My nerves can't take much more of this!

I think he'll have to do that, Bendy. .... later on, he's gone to the library to trancribe from fiches! ........ :-) Joy

Ok, Bendy, he's back, and waiting to talk to Bryan!! :-) Joy

Could someone please enlighten me as to where this glorious bash is taking place? Got to arrange delivery of the cake. Might need to employ the Fire Brigade as couriers (So? Well?) if my plans work out for a real, fire-breathing, Welsh dragon as the centrepiece. CB >|<

Did somebody call? Gwynne (fire breathing Welsh Dragon)

calm down! the wedding is'nt until june,dont let the nerves get to you girls. okay,its true i had a boyish crush,on wendy light,but hubby bruce,would'nt swap her. i even offered him my beloved copy of 'sir lancelot spratts thesis of using knit one,pearl one,during surgery' bryan.

Hubby's not here this weekend. He's awaydoing manly things with power tools!!

Ah, Gwynne! It's glad I am you've arrived. Look now, I've been down the Tredegar Archfarchnad (or whateveryoucall it) and they'll not have enough icing sugar in stock by June for me to pipe 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch' on the cake. Which bits could I leave out, without spoiling the effffect? I don't want it to look silly. CB >|< X P S Hands off the dishy fireman - I saw him first!