General Chat

Jim, im fine - working like a dog at the minute but am going on a girls weekend to Amsterdam in 5 weeks so that should sort me out lol Fluffy, sounds fine but can i still have an umbrella in it :-)

whos bowlegged so they have to wear a bustle?????

Lovely song Joy! Here - have a glass o' me fruit punch! Pink umbrella in Sheilas, and sugar round the rim of the glass to take away that sting! (Think it needs more vodka myself) Cheers

Ev'ry bodies gonna get stoned.. Oh Sorry Sheila I was singing. Bev, I hate to tell you this but we haven't seen Guy for a while. You are not chewing a slice of his posterior are you? You can easily recognise him, Brown, large horns, says Moo a lot.

think Guy's fallen over .... hic!! one last song - who said good?! As it's Noddy's birthday:- I don't want to drink my whisky like you do I don't need to spend my money but still do Chorus Don't stop now a c'mon another drop now c'mon I wanna lot now so c'mon That's right, that's right I said Mama but we're all crazy now I said Mama but we're all crazy now I said Mama but we're all crazy now A you told me fool fire water won't hurt me A you tease me and all my ladies desert me Chorus I don't want to drink my whisky but still do I had enough to fill up 'H' Hill's left shoe Chorus Mama mama mama mama oh yeah...

S'about time I was on my way or else I will end up sleeping on the Bea.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

LOL Jim, you know what they say - when in Rome ......... must be all that fruit punch making you sleepy I quite like it - can i have some more please

I think I need to go now - my eyes have gone funny - its either all those Baileys (or this page has gone peculiar!!) Goodnight beachpartygoers! Lucy x

Tchatchtchtch!!! You lot leave a real mess when you do a moonlight - its taken me hours to tidy up the clearing in the forest and look at all this stuff you left behind...a cauldron with something very odd and smelly in it, a pair of red and yellow hose with lots of ragged holes, something white and lacy (with fingerprints all over it) a barbecue spit, a parchment with the drawings for a Castle, a lance, several pairs of undergarments, a suit of armour, a horse and a rather dried up green frog. Oh, and lots and lots of summonses for unpaid Poll Tax. Suppose I had better take my cloak off, don't want it to get all sandy. A pint of Baileys please and a couple of those Aged in the Oak sausages. M.

Night Lucy, no its not your eyes - I think grandpa might have something to do with it , too much punch !

Marjorie has been of them funny mushrooms again. You know what these Wicca Women are like. Have a pint of pink gargling lotion Marjorie and stop trying to be Mother Nature. Sit here with us and just listen to the sea.

hic! it's Jim's ................................................................... :-) Joy night night

I must go now. Have fun! See you tomorrow . :-) In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed up to the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine And our friends are all on board Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine As we live a life of ease Everyone of us has all we need Sky of blue and sea of green In our yellow submarine. We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in our yellow submarine, Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Bugger! I've just legged it over here with my favorite Pink Lilo but it looks like i've missed the party! c x

You're on! Race you there Last one in has to buy the ice creams! lol c x

woohoooooo never been surfing before...... *get's knocked off board by a great big wave*

(Wakes up surrounded by debris - beer cans, bones. empty baileys bottles) Someone is buried in the sand up to his neck, and is snoring loudly - Grampy Jim??? Sees a pink lilo floating in the sea! Shouts to Guy snoozing on top of the (empty) lager crates. 'Quick I think a little Ray of Sunshine needs your help!' And 'Whos been sick in my punchbowl'???????

Ooohhh. my head!

*splutter* Help....i can't swim! c x

Can't have you drowning on your birthday. Hang on and I'll throw you a lifeguard. SPLASH!