General Chat

Oh Hevs what you like?

BC I think you need a rest from these girls and my Idea is the best solution I think think twice a year will do very nicely and a cut in there spending allowance keep them poor Hatpin will be alot less trouble Daddykins xx

Our Julie is now out of control. Maybe we can come to some arrangement? A compromise? Where is daddykins so we can have a bored meeting about this.....And Hevs, are you not one of my daughters? hmmmmmmm watch out...I m feeling broody again....lol BC

Daddy you are making me and Hatpin cry...can I borrow your sleeve XX

BC think Hevs needs some Mothering

Well its ok to be a bit bad...long as mam and Dad don't catch you Hevs

and Hevs, you can come on family outings to the ..er...Zoo? or play with plasticene? or whatever children and mothers do....crossly...take it or leave it....you know you want to :-) Ask Lemon what kind of a mummikins I am :-) lol

Wonderful Hevs...when she is in a good mood

I AM NOT GOING TO BOARDING/REMAND SCHOOL. SO THERE :0ppppppppppp. Hevs is my sister...........Hevs is my sister............. Hevs is my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hmm now where did I put that chocolate cake............

Right girls we are having a bored meeting because mumykins seems to have daughters coming from all places and its worrying me Ican't afford to send them all to school sowe will have to choose the bad ones first Daddykinsxx

is aunty allowed at bored meetings?

its ok Dad BC says we all have different Dads....you just got me Wendy and Julie ann....unless you want to claim responsibility for more XXX

Sorry about the long delays my phone keeps going I wont say what I called them Howardxx

Julie is VERY hyper to night, daddykins, I think she is the baddest...then I think Sue Smith (even tho she is not here...but she is always bad...lol) then Joan of Hives cos she is chasing daddylonglegs....remind me,,,how many more????

In yer dreams Em you nut Is Wendy gone to bed Mam

Not my fault (in sulky voice) People keep feeding me chocolate cake. They insist I eat it and as baby of the family I don't have much choice. They are all bigger than me. sob sob :0(

BC I lost count about three days ago Howardxx

This may seem a stupid question, but how does a hedgehog swim in a rubber ring? I wouldn't have thought the words 'quills' and 'inflatable' would go in the same sentence.

* waves to our Em.....Em, meet your new sister Hev :-) such a nice girl....wont have any trouble with her I think :-) Now Joy of course you will be at the bored meeting...this is a very democratic family and we make decisions together....Now where was I? Yes, Em will be sent to a modelling school, Julie will be sat on, Lemon? hmmmm let me think.....

Hi aunty Joy you are welcome to our bored meetings it wont be quite so boring and we both mum and I need some help Daddykinsxx