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and in horror movies you think that they're dead but they come back for one last breath...lol

Babies always come out clean and 3 months of age.

A bowl of water and a towel are all you need when you have been shot. stabbed.. fallen over a cliff.............and so on OH! and not forgetting the last cigarette

lucia..........I hope you havent gone to bed, without saying good night...............as in the waltons.........LOL

g'nite paul, g'nite christine........g nite lucia...........

lolol :-) oh I'm tired gotta go...g'night Bob etc

Goodnight everyone! Christine

Years of training in the SAS with 1000's of different guns, expertise in bomb disposal, and training into flying 20 different kinds of aircraft, is completly useless. In the end, you'll get the bad guy in a simple punch up, and he'll likely fall to his death.

No one ever shaves. It always remains short at the stubble stage.

Never ever p**** Off an American Trucker!!!

Police lieutenants are always black. Everyone can find a parking space Police always have their sirens on when they try to sneak up on the bad guy. The indians ride round in circles until they get shot. Horses can pull a stagecoach for miles at a gallop without working up a sweat. Whenever you get romantic there is always a handy orchestra No American ever has to lock his car English cars are either Rolls Royces or tiny.

Detectives.....during the days they take to solve a major crime, they don't get hungry or thirsty or have to go to the loo, neither do they sleep much.
However, if they do find food, having not eaten for 3 days, they take one wee bite and push the rest away.
If they do eventually get to bed, the phone always wakes them and they manage to answer it within 2 rings, speaking coherently with just a tiny stifled yawn. They always say 'On my way', leaping out of bed and arriving back at the crime scene in 2 seconds flat.
Their mobile phones never go flat, nor does it ever have to be charged.
Their car never runs out of petrol, gets a flat tyre or breaks down.

And they always seem to know where they're going.

American cars are indestructable (unless they explode) They can take off on a hump bridge, fly through the air, and land on their noses so hard the whole car bends up - 2 seconds later they are still driving at high speed with no apparent damage. Bob

People walk into dark places with torches that are at least 5 million candle power. Len

When ever anyone is doing housework they are only ever polishing the top a of table. When anyone answers the phone they will take ages to explain who is on the line to the person standing next to them with their hand over the mouthpiece.

hee hee, Trish, that reminded me, remember when''trimphones'' were the IN thing? well covering the mouthpiece didnt work with them, the other end could hear what was said,quite clearly, anyway........LOL

A defibrilator is the most overused piece of hospital equipment. It never works first time. They should realy start on a high setting. People always J walk across a road. In a car chase they always hit the fruit stall. If an aeroplane belongs to a real company especially boeing it is not going to crash. No one ever says they don't like cocacola.

American highways always have barrells of water on them which sooner or later will get crashed into! American families always have a golden labrador.

one of the most used phrases....................''i'm/we're out of here'' another................its gonna blow..........!!! Bob

You know when the characters are visiting London, because you keep seeing Tower Bridge, the locals all say 'Gor blimey, Guv!', eat jellied eels, and sing jolly songs about dancing on tables and boiling carrots...