General Chat

Women are more interesting than men, hence we post more.... DISCUSS! lol Becx

Bec, Most of the men I know are too busy to appear on a Board like this for discussions. They're too busy discussing Football Beer and WOMEN ! CB >|< X

*worries she may be a man* CB - I have no problem with discussing beer (I like Budvar and Coors), women (Angelina Jolie IS gorgeous) and football (L'Arse are going to struggle)! In fact were it not for my (HUGE) attraction to men and my chest (Also HUGE) then I could be one.... almost... (I hope not!)... Becx

and too many sh*t stirrers..........: ))

So where's everyone gone then? I came on for a manly chat with some blokes and they've all gone!!! ***Lights fag, scratches belly and slugs down another beer!!!***** So much for the discussion!!! Bert xxx (aka Jacquie)

Ah ha Alter - I remembered something else blokey that I can do - plumbing !!!! I can drain down a hot water cylinder and replace the immersion heater - do so every couple of years or so :O)) *sniff*

Come in abit late but if you want blokie things i've helped instrall centrall heating pur liner down chimnley ,,build an extention on house,, knock down walls ,,,unloaded a lorry of bricks..help change the springs on car while on hoilday no propper tools . i can also unbloke a kitchen sink

My claim to blokey fame is understanding the offside rule..How many men know how to fold a drawer liner in just the right way so it fits in their knicker drawer,?

Gwen, please dont change the last line of your reply - i have a vision or Alter head down, wedged in a plughole!! If i ever get a bloke stuck in the sink *( the mind boggles !) i'll send for you... Talking woman V men...and how they are different - donkeys...hind legs...I have a completely legless donkey that has had no alcohol whatsoever. 80 mins on the phone last night, nattering and giggling too..... tell me women natter !!!

Oh I wondered where Old Alter Ego got to - still a sour puss as ever - keep taking the pills Mr Hyde. Lin :o

Alto has it crossed your mind that when the good Lord made woman he decided that to give them a lift in life he would give them superior qualities over ------------------ Monkeys Rupert.(He He He)

Oh Rupert!!! wash your mouth out!! lol

Gwen PMSL Rupert what you've got to remember is God gave monkey's superior qualities over males. PMSL ;0)

We could have an intellectual discussion but we wouldn't want the blokes to feel left out! Julie xxx

Gwen -would you like to fit my new radiators ?? Lin- sourpuss??- moi? Anne- Ive got so many uses for you round the house,Ive lost count!!!

And Bec.........please dont remind me..........still havent got that nurses picture out of my head....:))))

Hey dont knock till you try it when we put the liner down the chinmley him on roof me downstairs ,,he drops brick tied with string down forgetting we had'nt cleaned the ruddy thing,,,,yeh soot every where,,,, he nearly fell off the roof for laughing at me black from head to toe and screaming like a banshee a few choice words at him all not very complimantry ,,,but best thing was we had no hot water so put the old twin tub washing machine near bathroom filled it when hot scooped it out into the bath ..boy have we done some daft things opps think i like the unbloke bit anyway,,never could spell

Not knocking it !!! Been in the building game since 1990,started off working for a couple who did up houses and moved on,the lady of the house got stuck in just as much as everyone else ,knocking down walls etc.top stuff........

Its good for when 'ole man annoys you nothing better than knocking down a wall and going on holiday the next day leaving all the rubble on the floor,,wondering if the house will still be standing when you get home!!! ps an whats wrong with Ann Summers stuff

lol