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Lies, all lies! She was so drunk she can't remember!

Its ok CB, I remember everything too lol X

By the time it arrives I shall have forgotten what I did.....lol BC

Police CB??? Was Middlesbrough that bad??? pmsl

Why Bc what were you drinking;;;? LOL think we will have to start to sing again;; Why are we waiting Why are we waiting

Hi all I've started mine for a different kind of magazine! This is a taster.... 'She stepped out of the car onto the windswept pavement of a far off northern town! Oozing elegance and sophistication, she entered the hotel foyer, in awe the staff spluttered their pints over the newly hoovered carpet, as they struggled to their feet to welcome... Kaz.....' To be added to obviously!!!! What d'ya think?? Kaz :o)))))))))))))))))))

I admire people who can write good fiction.

Hurry up Kaz, get to my favourite part where you fall in the gutter! lolol BC

PMSL is that what happened when you got there;;; Hummmmmmmmm

That bus ride was good, with the copper shouting at the kids and then going to get a pizza! Ha ha ha

Thanks Daniel K Longman Sir

Daniel SHusssssssssshhhhhhhh dont be giving bad examples !!!

Babs and Daniel i I will get to those bits later in the tale, I just wanted the reader to get a flavour for the sort of person I am !!!!!!!!!!

Babs you have to organise another one later in the year. I bet more willl come after hearing of it's success. Your going to be the most famous (infamous) hostess in the North-East!

Hi everyone Cb----don't listen to them----it's worth waiting for ----what about---On arrivel at the hotel we were greeted by a Ringmaster with no whip--------by the name of Dan---he had strange thing's in boxes like----a stuffed budgie and something so unmentionable that young man like him shouldn't even know about!!!??!?!?

OOOOEEEEERRRRRR..... i think i should try and write my version too..... not sure who would publish it though.... She stumbled from the train, tripped over her large Netto bag.... and fumbled about to try and find her instructions. Accidentaly bumped into Lems, who she quickly grabbed hold of and dragged into the nearest bar.......... mmmmm...... needs some work........ Sue Lol.xxx

or my version 'she sat sedately in the corner, sipping her milk, and watching benevolently as the young folk enjoyed themselves. She remembered, misty eyed, her young days when she could drink pints with the best of them. ah...happy days....

Is everybody ready? It's on its way now, but I'll have to post it in bits, as it's so long-winded. (How did you guess? LOL) I'll post it as a separate thread. CB >|<

Nah. I've lost interest :-)

OMG!!!!!