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MEN ONLY PLEASE!
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:00 |
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I imagine he's on Chat ;-) |
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***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:00 |
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hes not aiming straight thats wheere he is mike |
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Felicity | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:02 |
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Oh, Daniel, but we do have a clue. It's simple - enter bathroom; turn back to toilet; undo lower clothing; push said clothing down to knees; place bottom on said toilet (with seat down for comfort); pee; wipe, shake or whatever you need to do to prevent drips; stand up; replace clothing; flush; wash hands; leave bathroom. See? Easy!!! 2 Steps eliminated too - no need to lift or lower the seat! Try it! You'll love it! |
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:03 |
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Bah. No challange. It's not just for decoration you know. |
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Unknown | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:03 |
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felicity, i agree on principle,that sitting down,might help, but there are occasions, when that wouldn't be feasable....refer you to dan's comment re: it's not as simple as you girls think :o) bryan. |
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Felicity | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:05 |
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Challenge? You want a challenge? Try cleaning the blasted room when a few men have been in there. Go on! I dare you! :-) |
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Unknown | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:05 |
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At my age I prefer to sit down, but am normally a good shot. |
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Lynda | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:05 |
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my oh can park the car in a space the size of a stamp and clear a pool table in a few mins but cant aim for the toilet! drives me mad!! |
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:06 |
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I told you, I do clean up after myself. A quick tissue around is all that's required. Huff. I despair. |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:07 |
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Felicity you're so right not the same thing at all lol |
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Felicity | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:07 |
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Wouldn't be feasible? I shudder to think what you might mean!! I think a quiet conversation with my Beloved is called for, as my education is sadly lacking! |
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Sarah | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:08 |
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Daniel & Bryan lol I have a solution you both can try, when training my youngest boy he was forever splashing walls, sink etc etc I put a wine cork in the toilet and told him it was a battle ship and he had to pee on it like a torpedo gun......no more splahes on the seat - every drop went where it was meant to! Perhaps you could try that lol :-) x |
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:12 |
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Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Tut, you just don't get it do you? It's not about the direct hits, we've also got leakages (eh Bryan?) and the closing parts to the process where trouble can occur to think about. These things should come with a manual. |
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Felicity | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:13 |
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Dan, a quick tissue round is FAR too complicated for most men! :-) |
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Sarah | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:16 |
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lol I think Bryan has abandoned you Daniel, its up to you to defend.... |
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:18 |
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I hope he hasn't had a littlle accident with all this toilet talk :-) |
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Sarah | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:19 |
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pmsl |
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Sarah | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:19 |
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oh I shouldnt have said that - i really havent pmsl..... |
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Unknown | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:19 |
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i wonder if men, who have been circumcised have the same problem? bryan. |
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Daniel | Report | 28 Feb 2006 20:20 |
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But if he has I hope he cleans it up like a real man! |
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