General Chat

Oh Em, so glad you don't know me that well, pmsl, think I would rather keep my anonimity. pmsl.

*whispers to Deb no ones safe, I didn't think she knew me that well either......*gulp

I forgive you Babs, can you do it red next time.....I feel firey...! I am a Leo...

I'm a Leo too Polly lol ;))

I expect fireworks, Red hair and temper to match...

Em ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,your a star * * * * *

Oi !!! Who are you calling a 'Strange daughter' ??? PMSL !!!! :0) Joan xx

CHAPTER TWELVE Gwendoline Housemartin came out of the pub and was lured into the chippy by the smell of battered cucmber…. “evening Gwen” Jean Etta said as she threw another tray of chips into the fryer. “ what can I get you?” “ooh, do you have any jockey’s whips dear” Gwendoline enquired. “ jockeys whips? Jean etta was puzzled “ oh, you mean chips!. I didn’t know you was a cockney gwen” Jean Etta laughed. “ No” gwen replied “ I mean jockey’s whips, them things you smack horses backsides with”….. Suddenly, Jean Etta was distracted by a comotion outside the chippy… Rebecca Melonchest was about to knock on Dans Door when she spied polly Annadin Tarted up to the nines heading off to the pub…right behind Steve Mc Boffin. “Oi, you.. Dolly Polly” Rebecca shouted down the street. Polly paused and turned round “Ah.. erm “ polly stuttered… “ Rebebcca was having none of it, “ so where do you think you are going dressed up like Lily Savage on speed then?” She spat “ don’t tell me, you want to get me out of the way so you can get your size 12 feet under steve Mc Boffins table” Rebecca Glared hard at Polly, who had turned a deep shade of red, matching her dress.. “ Not at all, Rebecca, and anyway, my feet are a size 10 not 12… “ she lied. “ Anyway,” Rebecca carried on “ you look like a stick of rhubarb in that get up, steve wont look twice at you, especially with my.. er.. large up front commodities” polly knew she had a point.. well two of them actually, “ I am not after that Steve anyway, I just wanted to show off my new haircut” polly was getting desparate now, she had just seen Lemonella tottering into the pub and knew steve also had a thing about stilettos, In fact steve had a thing about a lot of things, but that’s another story…..

lovely Em.....I only take size 3 and am 4'10 !!!

~~~Yooo hooo Steve~~~~ Like the new hairstyle..!!!!!

I've been on that rain an awfully long time *fret*

who says you actually GOT on that train Gwynne lol

another cliff hanger.....

*frets even more*

This is great :o) Keep the chapters coming Em :o) Helenxxx

Em - PMSL xx This is much more exciting than my real life! *considers changing name by deed poll*

Thanks Steve * blushes coyly * Didn't let that Babs near it this time.....!!John Freida, i think he called himself....

PMSL Em this is really funny :-)

nudge for the evening lot..

nudge for clevver hevver x