General Chat

.... although i am not scared of them, i want it out ! I have had the patio doors open . and the conservatory... so it must have come in from the garden. It is stuck in here now... i have a wooden floor.. so i can hear when it moves !!!! Wonder if i might be best opening the patio again and shooing it back out through the conservatory !?!? Sue x

Sue get a bucket and throw it over him

Very large mouse??? is it called 'Ratty' hope not Gloria

Not my Lambrini bucket ! Bit unsure what to do.... its one of those Mexican standoff things. It keeps trying to creep towards the door.... no way is it going out that way... it would probably run upstairs !!!!! Sue x

.......... no............ its a mouse.. now sat in front of the tv washing itself !!

You need a very large cat lol

Sue you have options.....throw the bucket over the mouse....shove something under the bucket to keep it in and take it out. Or get a brush and kinda sweep it out of the patio doors....or at the risk of me being reported to cruelty.....get the brush and whack it one........I wouldn't do any of them by the way....I would just keep door shut....and cry till a man came. Hope that helps :-)

Brave mouse !!!!!

oh b*gger... i moved, its behind the fish tank now !!!!! No chance of moving that, lol. Er.... have brought a trap up from the cellar.... do not read any more if faint hearted...

What are Ruby and Max doing?

I've had a mouse living in my house for about 8 months,last night it woke me up scrabbling under the floorboards,then the electric junction box tripped out-I don't know if the mouse did it!!! try enticing it out with bird seeds.

Get a trap or a cat. or Lye on the floor and pretend you are a piece of cheese! when it come to eat you,grab it and throw it outside lol. Marion

Hi Ginny... they are laying on the dining room floor. Max is playing with a chew stick, and Ruby is snoring... but can you imagine the chaos they would cause in here !!!! I am going to take a photo.... i cannot believe how sodding cheeky it is !!!!!!

pretend its my mother and stove its head in PLEASE!! xx

Sue, Must be a cordless one ...... or how else are you communicating with us ?????? I have visions of Sue, perched helplessly on her chair, tears streaming down her cheeks ..... laughing her 'ead off ! Mouse ....... you big wuzz ! Spiders .... now thats a totally different kettle of fish, they run towards you ! Elaine ;-) ps. Revert back to the mouse you used to use Sue ......... once you've plugged it in, it should stay put ! Come and fetch me Sue, I'll rescue it - the poor thing being trapped in a room with you ..........

..... mmmmmm.... i am a piece of cheese.... Pmsl !!! I am sat here like a numpty. with my camera at the ready...

Sue, Put a saucer full of Lambrini down ........ sooner or later it will get thirsty .... and then fall asleep !.............. or just daft as a brush like you babe. You'll soon make friends with it ! .......honest !

If it licks a paw (do mice have paws?) and straightens its eyebrows (do they have eyebrows?) fluffs up its fur and tilts its chin for the piccy...it is a girl mouse....if it puts two fingers (eh? do they have fingers) up behind the dogs head...grins insanely...it is a male mouse!

It is not having my Lambrini .............. it is having a sugar puff !!!!! I have just realised how much stuff is in this room.... it keeps darting from place to place..... i dont mind the pet mice, but hate the wild ones !!! Can hear it .... its back behind the tv....

Lemon - that made me giggle!! xx