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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 18 Apr 2006 17:27

Polly dont forget any damages that occure while the little s*** i'm mean Daniel is at Lemons ,,ie,pooter being thrown through the window when Lemon read what he put on here in her name,,thats it damages ,bills what else,oh we wont bail him out if he gets arrested,,no bail money to be paid,,

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 17:28

To be honest Julie, that plan's already in progress. It will be tomorrow evening though, before the borders for Merseyside will be properly secure. NB to those viisiting Merseyside in the future, please provide your photo id (Bus passes accepted) at border control. You will also need a visa which can be obtained at your nearest passport office. No stuffed animals allowed to be brought into the vicinity. They will be confiscated and burned (at a proper cremation service). Be prepared for a thorough interrorgation. We cannot be too careful. There is a no fly zone for all aircraft, balloons, birds etc over Merseyside. No boats, ships, submarines, vessells, dolphins, whales etc allowed within the waters without going through the checkpoint first. Just in case. I'm sure you understand our vigilance. PS I'm sorry but for now oompa loompas or anyone singing their song are banned from the Merseyside area.

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 18 Apr 2006 17:29

No lawyers admitting to being on here.We will have to make the document look official ourselves, already hav e Lesley, need two more sober people..

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 17:40

Polly, does this thread look like the place where you can find 2 sober people? You need to look on tips and records for that lol

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 18 Apr 2006 17:42

Not going on there, too intelligent that lot...Lets face it no lawyer is going to admit reading all this.........

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 17:51

Actually, I find the people on tips and records to be lovely people. However, they won't believe us if we told them lol - last week we were planning his execution - This week we've been auctioning him off to the highest bidder in exchange for hard labour and chores. He's still a minor so will get away with it no doubt.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 18 Apr 2006 17:56

*Signs document and hands back to Polly* lololol

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 18 Apr 2006 18:04

O, thank you...This is official now, i suppose we will get a bill now?/// Is haggis stuffing covered in that/?

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 18:04

lol Sober I forgot about you, *still chuckling*

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 18 Apr 2006 18:07

Now how can anyone forget about me after this weekend pmsl :-)

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 18 Apr 2006 18:10

So is Polly an me safe ,is it an airtight thingie i cant afford anymore dept,from my lot let alone him....... WELL GOOD LUCK SCOTLAND <<YOUR GOING TO NEED IT !!!!!

Jean Durant

Jean Durant Report 18 Apr 2006 18:19

Just come in. I really thought it was a joke. Poor Lemon... what on earth did she do in a former life LOL Is he there yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jean x.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•.

.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. Report 18 Apr 2006 18:23

He should be by now Jean although i believe he missed a train at one point lol

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 18 Apr 2006 18:23

Must be due any minute.*hushed silence*...........

Jean Durant

Jean Durant Report 18 Apr 2006 18:26

Bless..... bet Cooks hung the flags out again LOL.

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 18:32

Can you hear the screaming yet? Polly you're the closest!

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 18 Apr 2006 18:34

Gets out ear trumpet...........Suspiciously quiet, even the birds have stopped tweeting.............

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 18:39

oh no - if the birds have stopped tweeting, he must be close!! Stay still Polly and make no noise. Make no sudden movements and whatever you don't panic.

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 18 Apr 2006 18:59

Isnt the Scottish bird a Capper Kaley????sorry i dont know how its spelt,,,but i've seen one like a B***** turkey frightened the daylights out of me ,,and the noise it makes,,,,,,thats it get him to go hunting for one............very scarse,,,,,,,,,

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~  **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 18 Apr 2006 19:02

He'd only want to stuff it!