General Chat

Well, if Steve doesnt get here soon, his loss on the baby oil.....sure i can hear Gwen snoring, oh god, now Wizzys at it

not meeeeeeeeeee ben asleep ....in the garden,,spittin out grass behavvvvvvvvvv

Gwen, am i pithed or did you go and find a bed to sleep on? Here, taste this

ANY ONE FOR CHICKEN, cooked it myself, not kidding, no KFC rubbish, cmon girls dont turn your noses up, get stuck in and donna put some clothes on, gwen take the grass out of your mouth, and put some chicken in.

Thanks Lee hope its only grass he has got dogs

And im really cooking chili lol. Can i have a leg please Lee.....i do like a nice juicy leg....what do you mean....ive got no clothes on...well, a t shirt and bikini bottoms....mmm, not bad cooking for a man!

Mmmmm, chicken. I hope the skin is crispy. Lovely... Liz x

my skills on a cooker are second to none when i can remember to put the food in that is !

*wipes greasy face and fingers on someone's discarded teeshirt, and reaches for another leg* Buurrrpppp - oooppppssss *blushes again*

Dizzy, that was Steves t shirt.....i washed it now you made it all dirty! Giggles.....think i'll have some more of that fizzy drink.....lovely chicken Lee, youd make some one a very good hubby in deed.....just dont tell Anne you can cook eh

well its been a good day, meeting all you babes, but i havnt had time for one drink, been looking after you gels all afternoon, but im gonna make up for it tnite while watching the footie. seeya girls.......Lee x

Another man gone and left us...must be some thing we said....oh well, ill take this bottle up stairs, sure Steve wont mind me using his bath....just hope that tap behaves

Carol, theres chili over there and some chicken....nope, no chicken, dizzy ate it all.....im just popping in the bath.....yes the very same bath that spat at me.......

Ive left it running Carol...shall we have a dwinky?

Hey, I never ate all the chicken - I am sure I saw someone somewhere nibbling a breast - or was it a leg? Oh dear, got a bit of tummy ache now. Going for a sit down and a glass of bicarb... Sorry about Steve's shirt btw, didn't think he'd notice pmsl.

No!!!!!! The bath will be hic fine Carol.....have you seen the size of it?! Huge! Dizzy, youve gone quite green......oh dear, give me a drink, ive sobered up

There you go, ever so fizzy....not sure if its a spa thingy, room for two though..........see if i can get a man in it later

*Bathroom* Oh blinky hell....flaming bubbles all over the shop *please dont get back yet Steve* Towels.....ok, get mopping Strumpy

Thank god he didnt see that lot.....now i can relax, damn big this bath

*wakes with a bump as she rolls off sunbed* Ello ??? where is everyone ??? Ouch - why can't I move ............. all stiff ......... oh god - sunburn no sun lotion ..... who didn't lather me up while I asleep then TUT *walks robot like towards hot tub*