General Chat

As if I'd tell you !!! temptress .... Elaine ;-))) He MIGHT have gone to ...errrm .... now then, where did he say the last place on earth would be ..... oh yes I know ... he might have gone to Alaska Joy :-))))) Elaine ;-)

Oh Joy !!! (Gasp*) A little birdy whispered in my ear and told me that the marriage was never consumated .... thus it wasn't legal .... and when that same little birdy whispered in my ear again ...well .... I'll say no more. Alas .... I am a brazen hussy ..... what more can a girl admit too ??? Elaine ;-)

Elaine pmsl..................................am I ever to be forgiven ??? or thou the way you have been behaving this weekend ......wink wink ......nudge nudge..... Hayley

Oh goody goody, a party! I'll bring the jelly- its made ready. Psssttt- get that 'umble servant to chop up a sheep, I understand your beloved is quite partial to a bit'o lamb.

Not up to Bakewell's at dawn then Joy !!! :-)))) I win again ..... *isn't there a song with a similar title? she wonders* Oh alass, poor Maid Marion, thou doeth retreat so gracefully :-))) The Baby Bakewell has been delivered (NO Hayley - NOT that sort of delivery !!;-) ...) .and does ask for food :-) The Ego and I ( his betrothed ) shall host a banquet in honour of our 'union' ......... all old maids are welcome :-)))) I am sending servants to slay some beast for our healthy appetites :-) Elaine ;-)

*pats MM kindly on the head.....never mindeth .....she travelth fastherr who travelth aloneth...

*consults English/MaidMarionspeak dictionary*

Hang on why throw them at Dawn? Hasn't she got enough to put up with, what with the kids off school? *whispers to BC, 'No idea but it should make a good photo'*

**Puts camera on charge, ready for GR photo page.** Bakewells at dawn - actually, can we do lunchtime?, the buses are a bit hit and miss at dawn

*turns to Gwynne....what is a lol and where would you stroke it?

*Settles down to watch and passes round popcorn*

*banjo music from Deliverance........

This could get ugly.........pictures 2 bakewell tarts face to face in a remote Derbyshire village eying up each others moisture content, ,jam consistency and almond count .....tumbleweed in the background ....

WILL THE REAL BAKEWELL TART PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP....................................

Robin Hood is a very close friend of mine :-) (well, our paths have crossed many times :-)))!!! ) ..and I'm sure he would take the odd Maid Marion AWAY for me !!! .... Imposter ... off with her head.:-) I am the ONLY Au Natruel Bakewell Tart .... Elaine ;-) Hayley ... what do you mean when you speak in past tense ... always thought .... surely, you are not having second thoughts peeps :-)))

*wonders idly if the thread will self combust........lol

Hey babe .........if you want me 'natural' you got it honey !!! So the Wet T Shirt was just a starter then was it ?? Almonds it is, if you prefer ....:-)) Elaine ;-) I AM going OUTSIDE !

HOW DARE YOU impersonate me ...... you Hussy .... I send for Robin Hood to come and take you back home ..... Ego knows the difference between us ..... ! ... Jess, I'm afraid that Jelly ( yeah right - Jelly !! humph) comes a very poor second to Bakewell Tart ......especially if the Tart is red hot (like me !) and is served with Ice Cream *are you visualising this Ego ?* Ice Cream melting all over Bakewell Tart ..... or would you prefer full fat cream ..... and don't forget the Cherry on the Top babe ! Elaine ;-) *expecting Baby Bakewell (SuperKid) home any time now *

DD I am so shocked ...................I always thought you was a nice girl......pmsl...........

Thsoe big trifles that they do in the supermarket- full family size ones,and the chocolate equivalent-when they are reduced-I buy them and have a whole one for a change.....