General Chat

many counties currently have hospipe bans- is GR one of the counties ? **hoses Bakewell tart down with LOADS of cold water** Elaine BEHAVE! Ok..... dont then. I spent all yesterday teatime cooking up a culinary delight for Alter, and I can off a choices of home made goodies! Which will it be Alter? Raspberry or strawberry............ .......Jelly! Jess x

one does realise of course that proper bakewell tart is not the mr kipling style one-no cherries or icing......just almonds........dear me DD.....I am disappointed pmsl.....au natruel is always the best..........the mr kipling version is the boob job of all bakewells imhanvho

Thsoe big trifles that they do in the supermarket- full family size ones,and the chocolate equivalent-when they are reduced-I buy them and have a whole one for a change.....

DD I am so shocked ...................I always thought you was a nice girl......pmsl...........

HOW DARE YOU impersonate me ...... you Hussy .... I send for Robin Hood to come and take you back home ..... Ego knows the difference between us ..... ! ... Jess, I'm afraid that Jelly ( yeah right - Jelly !! humph) comes a very poor second to Bakewell Tart ......especially if the Tart is red hot (like me !) and is served with Ice Cream *are you visualising this Ego ?* Ice Cream melting all over Bakewell Tart ..... or would you prefer full fat cream ..... and don't forget the Cherry on the Top babe ! Elaine ;-) *expecting Baby Bakewell (SuperKid) home any time now *

Hey babe .........if you want me 'natural' you got it honey !!! So the Wet T Shirt was just a starter then was it ?? Almonds it is, if you prefer ....:-)) Elaine ;-) I AM going OUTSIDE !

*wonders idly if the thread will self combust........lol

Robin Hood is a very close friend of mine :-) (well, our paths have crossed many times :-)))!!! ) ..and I'm sure he would take the odd Maid Marion AWAY for me !!! .... Imposter ... off with her head.:-) I am the ONLY Au Natruel Bakewell Tart .... Elaine ;-) Hayley ... what do you mean when you speak in past tense ... always thought .... surely, you are not having second thoughts peeps :-)))

WILL THE REAL BAKEWELL TART PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP....................................

This could get ugly.........pictures 2 bakewell tarts face to face in a remote Derbyshire village eying up each others moisture content, ,jam consistency and almond count .....tumbleweed in the background ....

*banjo music from Deliverance........

*Settles down to watch and passes round popcorn*

*turns to Gwynne....what is a lol and where would you stroke it?

**Puts camera on charge, ready for GR photo page.** Bakewells at dawn - actually, can we do lunchtime?, the buses are a bit hit and miss at dawn

Hang on why throw them at Dawn? Hasn't she got enough to put up with, what with the kids off school? *whispers to BC, 'No idea but it should make a good photo'*

*consults English/MaidMarionspeak dictionary*

*pats MM kindly on the head.....never mindeth .....she travelth fastherr who travelth aloneth...

Not up to Bakewell's at dawn then Joy !!! :-)))) I win again ..... *isn't there a song with a similar title? she wonders* Oh alass, poor Maid Marion, thou doeth retreat so gracefully :-))) The Baby Bakewell has been delivered (NO Hayley - NOT that sort of delivery !!;-) ...) .and does ask for food :-) The Ego and I ( his betrothed ) shall host a banquet in honour of our 'union' ......... all old maids are welcome :-)))) I am sending servants to slay some beast for our healthy appetites :-) Elaine ;-)

Oh goody goody, a party! I'll bring the jelly- its made ready. Psssttt- get that 'umble servant to chop up a sheep, I understand your beloved is quite partial to a bit'o lamb.

Elaine pmsl..................................am I ever to be forgiven ??? or thou the way you have been behaving this weekend ......wink wink ......nudge nudge..... Hayley