General Chat

bob the builder eh!!!! oh you greedy woman... catherine slams door shut behind her dragging AT with her. Strump don't rush home love, I bolted the door.

Wish he would stop calling ladies tarts.....ill just lie here with this sherry then

Actually there are three of them...... One far too young, one far too old and one with a builders bum the size of a small country..... Oh well, back to earth but not with a bang..... Have a good afternoon you nutty lot.... :) Gx

You didnt think yr thread would be normal with us on it did you?? lol Bye all x

phew enjoyed that x was a verbig boy

you been gone ages, you got a ladder in ya tights.

well im property wheeling and dealing with me daughter at moment we have a cunning plan but if i tell any one i will have to kill them can i have a cuppa please now this is thirsty buisiness may have to dress up for the bank manager x

Dare we ask what delights the manager is in for

well if he gives me what i want he can have a blow dry and hair cut for nothing lol.

Just read all of this ----- and mother what can i say , and u want to hold my baby when u visit not bl**ly likely lmao You all nutters lol

Would you like some of this sherry? Goes lovely with the trifle....

ha im good with babys looraine and i will share my vodie with em ta donna i will of to school now demons home time lol

Daughter, whats a woman to do? Faced with wine, firemen, four men and ear ache? Have a nuffer drink of course .......... hic want some trifle?

your not still at it are ya. puss sort yourself out you will never get any money out of that bank manager behaving like this. strump you had enoght sherry. lorraine watch your self

Its too late for me Catherine - with these two in tow think im lost without a trace lol Go on then i ll have some trifle - nearly time for me to go to school as well. Then oldest is having his pre school booster - bit late really as he started school yesterday lmao

Dont let LP at me babies.....you all left me Cathrine, you all locked me in and alone, i needed food and light refreshment! Think i feel sick now, all this cream and sherry

I'm not surprised on top of all that alcohol, whilst rolling around upstairs. go and sort yourself out girl.

I didnt make it up the stairs though....did i? All becomes a blurr.....i think i recall handcuffs and ear drops and it raining just on AT.....and a hose.....maybe i passed out! Can i have my tea and scone, i ordered that ages ago!