General Chat

that giggling maid no nothing i say she is giggling cause her nicked your port.

Hic, hic - no not Port - tis a new drink called Ribena (or so my love told me)... I feel all funny - I hope that toilet is clean!!!!!!! *Runs to loo* not to be seen for about an hour!!!!!!!! (dinner)

here am I working,working, running in between and you are all dallying so! alas i have now been summoned to the mistress! i must go quickly.............................. carol Between Maid Worked in either the house or the kitchen as needed. Fifteen pounds a year.

I AM PREGNANT AND ITS THE MASTERS HA I TOLD YOU ONE DAY ALL THIS WOULD BE MINE

I have reason to think that the Master hasnt told you everything miss pussy cat - of it is he that is incapable of fathering children I think young sal must look out cos i believe that the gardener has been tending weeds somewhere else !!!!

oh oui madame i thinks he tells you this so not to upset you that you madame can not give him a rightfull heir but your sister has now mayby 50 pounds a year for me to keep quiet mayby and i get promoted from bog cleaner yes

Well then it seems that the little french t**t should leave now and never darken this doorstep again - and if you are truly pregnant with the Masters child then he too can leave with you. Many people forget that the money in this family is mine. Both my father and grandfather are wealthy men and they have established a wealth worthy of any country mansion - so beware Miss Pussy cat - your days are numbered!!!!! May I also say thankyou to BCC - I knew that my faith in you would be restored.

*Oh my head!!!.....! have such a bad headache, is there such a thing as a pain killer? Oh I had a vision of a place called Boots! But all I can think of is my puss in boots, my sweetheart, BCC. But why do I hear shouting?????What is happening?*

BCC - that gladdens a ladies heart to hear such things - but beware im sure the Master is around Sal - i think the nurse left some pills in the cupboard in my bathroom please help yourself to two of them and then rest - im sure cook can manage without you tonight.

hello whats going on here not a lot of work being done in the garden

*why is she trying to get rid of me she thinks suspiciously?****** Thank you my Lady, how kind of you, I will tell Cook what you said but I'm not sure that she will be very happy (zips over to MSN to find Wendy!)

Thankyou BCC - i think maybe wait until young Sal has taken those pills - she will sleep for hours - my door is open

oh but i cannot leave alone in your country hang on just going to the loo

I just saw the Lord approach in the driveway, there is going to be fireworks I reckon and not in that odd place they call Sydney Harbour either! I will take my leave now and walk the youngest boy to the horse and carts where he is off to a special school for extra clever children.....

BCC - i think maybe you do protest too much - and I know how much you need this job My Lord Gee - how good it is to see you at home at last - I was begining to think you had found pleasure somewhere else!!!

did i see bcc in your bedroom mistress and not putting flowers there thats the maids job

Right it is time this Lady retired for the night. Will someone tell the cook that I would like a light breakfast in the morning as I have to go into town to attend some meetings. (nite all and thanks for the great laughs)

night lorraine

right roger think its time to turn in as well was good again believe another for sunday onnthe cards

ive been caught out so i am going to leave i will be back in a disguise so be ware lol.