General Chat

Ann Did you get my reply on that thread about where me brother lives in the forrest of dean? catherine xx

Almost wet myself Lil. brilliant! Ive just read thread out to Dave.........all i got was 'thats not nice, im ill and do i really do all that'? Bless eh..........NOT!

dont forget NEVER replacing a toilet roll onto its holder they do seem to love balancing the new roll on top. then there is the snoring,the mess,the clothes behind the bathroom door for the clothes fairy and my all time favourite the missed rubbish bag. dare I go on Regards Tania

LIL PMSL I'M NOT MARRIED TO A SAINT, HE'S NORMAL LIKE ALL OF YOURS, BUT I LOVE HIM AND WOULDN'T SWAP HIM FOR ANYTHING. LIKE YOU LOT. PIPS XX

Strump: I just showed OH the thread and he just rolled his eyes at me and wandered off lol xx

Brill thread Muffy! Mine 'dies' when he has a cold, and calls it 'Sars/bird/asian science hasn't named it yet but I'll stay alive just to annoy you flu' WIND! Why do they have so much? Mess, as above. Talks to me while I am reading emails, glares at me if I talk to him during his rubbish programmes. (Why does he want to watch Quincy again anyway?). But....there is one little rhyme that sums OH's up: Womens faults are many Men - they have but two Everything they say and Everything they do.

lol Teresa! The one that really gets to me is how fully grown men still believe in fairies and house elves!! Oh .... and how they can't see anything unless it's jumping up and down and saying BOO!

We now have to have seperate tooth pastes.......it got me so much how he squeezed it just in the middle, for my own sanity i have to have his n hers!

Lololololololol LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! xx

Another LOL Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.' 'Yeah' she replies, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' PMSL

Catherine, no I missed your reply, checked back once then forgot (as you do!) Tell me again Ann Glos

Ok another. It's his turn to cook tonight (seeing as though he is still off work) so I said 'what's for dinner tonight then? 'He said 'well i was thinking a take away...........' Funny how it's always a take away when it's his turn to cook!!! AND the irony is he is a much better cook than I am !!! mmmmmmmmmmmm xx

Muffy, I just read that one out to my OH, he nearly choked on his coffee and stick two fingers up to you LOL

lololololol Teresa the truth hurts methinks xx

And another one. How come he is too ill to do anything I suggest but he is well enough to go running and then expect feeding when he arrives home - probably about 10.30pm. I'm extremely p***ed off at moment.

I have spent all day clearing out the bedrooms upstairs. It was one of the many jobs he was going to do while he was off over Christmas but surprise surprise tomorrow never came. He is a terrible hoarder and I know that unless he is there while I am doing the clearing out it will cause ructions, however, it needed to be done and I gave up waiting for him to do it. He's back at work now anyhow. 7 bin liners later he wanders into the kitchen where I am ready to take it all to the dump before the kids realise that I have had to cull a good few of their older toys (not played with for at least 2 years!!!) and what does he do? Goes through every single bag trying to rescue rubbish that the kids don't even remember they have anymore. AAAAAAAAAAH. I am cross with myself that I even started to do the clearing out as last time I commited a day to it the rubbish stayed in the garage, the kids spotted it and up it all went again. Is mine the only OH that does this. He just refuses to throw things away. Yet he's not the one that has to find space to tidy things up. Oooo feel better now. Rant over. xx

My ex used to do that Muffy..so we ended up with a loft full of rubish. These days, when I have a purge, I ask myself if I even remembered that I had this item, and if the answer is no, out it goes. My OH doesn't bother either way lol

My OH has a 'thing' going with the washing machine, tumbledrier and the hoover! They have to be working all the time! I don't hoover anymore...he always does it again....OCD I reckon, or control freak. Tina x

I am the same Teresa - if in doubt throw it out is my motto. I can't move in my garage for all the junk and this is the year it is going to disappear lol xx

I can't complain about mine today He just given me his card to do some retail therapy with. He's fab. catherine xx