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Tried that Pat, it didnt work....lol.....Book wouldnt keep stilll...pmsl..

The Rabbi's Lesson No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.' They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, 'You see that, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!'

OHHHH OH OH GAWD PMSL

PMSL...ok no more jokes....

BRILL WE AINT HAD THIS FOR SO LONG

There were once three guys with no d**ks. They all went to the doctor's. The first guy says, 'Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!' 'What's the problem?' asks the doctor. 'I have no d**k!' So the doctor gives him a metal d**k and tells him to come back in a week. The next guy comes in and says, 'Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!' 'What's wrong?' the doctor asks. 'I have no d**k!' The doctor gives him a wooden d**k and tells him to come back in a week. The last guy comes in and has the same problem. The doctor gives him an electrical d**k, and also tells him to come back in a week. A week later,the first guy with the metal d**k goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!' 'Why?' asks the doctor. 'Well, everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, she starts to shiver!' He walks out. The next guy with the wooden d**k comes in and says, 'Doctor! I hate you!' 'Why?' the doctor asks. 'Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up there!' He walks out. The last guy with the electrical d**k walks in and says, 'Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!' 'Why?' 'Everytime I have s*x with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!'

F*A*N*N*Y GIRLS

THE WATCHERS THEY WOULD LIKE IT WE ARE NICE,,,,REALLY THANKS STEVE IT'S STILL THERE FUN JUST BURIED A BIT

Well Girls looks like a few of us are having fun eh pmsl shame the reast dont join in aint it

Lol Gwen Shame tho, if Pips was still here she, she would have joined in lol Now its just us few coz the others play away

Of course, were havin fun........and no watchers..lol

CAN WE HAVE OUR FUN BACK PLEEEZZZ MR FINK IT LANDED IN YOUR BACK GARDEN WHEN IT GOT KICKED

Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What did the banana say to the vibrator??

errrrrrrrrrrrrr dunno lol Carol

Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

PMSL Hey we hit a 100 posts in 2 hours lolol

lol my fave kiss pmsl

So hows the decorating going Steve..??

PMSL and mine....lol