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Shannon Sunday

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Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:57

Yes Island I need to sort Fly out he's in a state :-(

Night Island <3 <3

Lost me cursor now :-|

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:55

I've sent you my other joke Fly

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:55

Is it lights out time?

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:53

Night Von :-D <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:51

night Von :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:51

Where did Maddie go? Where's Ann?

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:50

I’m off now girls goodnight <3 <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:50

It's not sweary Fly. I can just feel a stuffy waiting to pounce :-D

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:49

Take care Island <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:48

The garden Fly? Pfff..... not this side of new year. It can look after itself :-D

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:48

We can fill the bleeps in Island :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:46

same old, same old Von :-( got the better of me so now have serious meds :-(

shame there's nothing for 'hem..... annoying people. ;-)

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:44

You will get it sorted Island <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:44

I have got another joke but the stuffies might report it.

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:43

Sorry to hear you’ve been poorly. Hope you feel better soon

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

Garden winter ready Von? :-0 :-0

I haven't done much/anything Von, Been too poorly/stressed :-(

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

Island :-D

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:40

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it’s pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replies the drunk..

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:40

What have you been up to Island. Have you managed to get the garden winter ready ;-)