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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Dec 2021 10:34

come on Michael, lets Roe dis boat ashore!!

Allay loo yah!!

Allan

Allan Report 25 Dec 2021 21:20

I'll pike out on that one, Pat


One day God spoke again to Noah and asked him if he remembered the Ark that he had constructed. Noah said that he did. God then told Noah to construct another Ark twenty times as large as the first. Noah is flabbergasted and asks God it he wanted Noah to fill it with two of every species of animal again. ‘No,’ said God, ‘Just fish, but only one species, Carp’

‘Carp? Why Carp?’ queried Noah’

‘Because,’ responded God, I want you to build me the world’s biggest Carp Ark.’

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 24 Dec 2021 22:27

are you going carolling Allan with that bass voice

Caroline

Caroline Report 24 Dec 2021 22:04

Merry Christmas Allan go and be the life and soul of that party :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Dec 2021 20:46

I think that we are now trawling the depths to think of any more fish references :-D :-D

We are off to our daughter's later on and my OH told me I had to make a special effort to look nice, so I borrowed some fish-net stockings from her. They made me look a right pollock.

Merry Christmas to you all :-D :-D :-D

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 24 Dec 2021 09:07

Time for a sing song. How about O Sole O Mio? Once we’ve warmed up the scales.

Allan

Allan Report 24 Dec 2021 00:55

I wouldn't like you to think Me grim :-D :-D

Florence61

Florence61 Report 24 Dec 2021 00:25

Thanks, that's really Brill of you :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Dec 2021 00:06

*Groan* I'll pay that one :-D :-D

Florence61

Florence61 Report 23 Dec 2021 23:57

No sorry I am rather Coy!

Allan

Allan Report 23 Dec 2021 23:14

Can you please speak louder, I'm not wearing my herring aid

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 23 Dec 2021 23:04

I am not very good at it so I would spend a lot of time carping on

Florence61

Florence61 Report 23 Dec 2021 23:02

Im a dab hand at skating :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 23 Dec 2021 22:56

We'd better get our skates on

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 23 Dec 2021 22:44

We could have a whale of a time :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 23 Dec 2021 22:40

What a load of cod's wallop.

Let's talk of salmon enchanted evening

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 23 Dec 2021 22:33

It would be a gate Kipper to a secret Plaice

Allan

Allan Report 23 Dec 2021 22:28

Would that be a Park Kipper or a Zoo Kipper?

Sounds like a red herring to me

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 23 Dec 2021 22:22

Or stitched up ike a Kipper

Allan

Allan Report 23 Dec 2021 22:14

You could be someone's Sole mate :-D