Our Ref: UN/OHG/OXD1/2020 Your Ref:.............................. PAYMENT FILE: UN/EU/DSF/PED/XX01/20
Attn: Beneficiary
SUBJECT: RE-IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION BENEFICIARY
Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you. Firstly, I would like to introduce myself formally as Simons Jean-Paul the United Nations Protocol Officer for External Private Relations (UNA-UK) in conjunction with European Union Diplomatic Storage Facility London Regional Office. You are been officially contacted by me today because your payment funds were recently Re-deposited in a Financial Institution for safe keeping here in London due to Corona virus / Covid 19 pandemic disease global outbreak. Well known to all, The European Union Diplomatic Storage Facility is the mother bank of all diplomatic agency in Europe and World in general. This notification mail you received was to inform you that you have been chosen by the Board of Trustees of the United Nations Petroleum 2020 Grant Awards as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation of valued US$D 12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) and it is because of the recommendation from your embassy here in United Kingdom. The United Nations Petroleum Companies started up this program to show the world that they have the concern for the well being of the human race at heart, and to show the world that they are truly sorry for the last oil silage that occurred and the deadly disease Corona virus / Covid 19 pandemic outbreak.
The United Nations Grant Awards has been established by the Multi-Million Groups and now supported by the British Government, United States Government and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, medical, educational, community and business development and energy service to all due to the deadly Corona virus / Covid 19 pandemic outbreak. But really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to our office in person and they said that they were here to collect your funds consignment valued US$D 12,500,000 (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf. At this development, I asked them who authorized them to come down to London for the collection of this payment and they stated me that you asked them to come and collect this funds on your behalf. In fact, this was the biggest shock that this office have ever received so far because your funds is deposited here as personal belongings and yet you sent these men to come and collect this funds on your behalf without notifying this office. We in this office do not understand why you sent these men to come and collect your funds on your behalf. You really let us down because the present EU Legislator are the pillar of our set up here in UK and if actually you want them to help you collect your payment valued, at least you should have informed me as the Protocol Officer of this office. Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent. I told them to come back and they promised to come back. As the Protocol Officer of this noble office, I was supposed to release this funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in releasing this fund to anyone except you whom is the recognized bone fide beneficiary to this payment funds.
Anyway, I want to use this opportunity to bring to your notice through this media, that if you are willing to receive your payment funds, I will be willing to assist you unconditionally if you can agree to a gentlemanly agreement because I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. I will not like any form of exposure due to my position in this office and as such would want you to keep this transaction highly confidential. Your outstanding payment funds is still available with one of our affiliated paying bank's and you will be informed of the right proceedings through which your fundsis to be transferred to you. For now, you are required to provide the below stated information's of yourself to enable the processing and release of the documents that will be required and requested by the bank.
Full Name: Complete Physical Address: Mobile Phone Number: Copy of your Identification such as Int'l Passport Copy or Driving license:
Most importantly, you should treat this communication with top confidentiality because this transaction itself is 100% safe, provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. For the sake of my job security, I deem it pertinent to reinstate that you desist from further contacts with whoever has been handling this transaction on your behalf in the past, as I have been able to sift that it was their inordinate ambition to divert your UN Awarded Payment Fund to unknown account for their selfish interest. As soon as your above requested data is received, Your UN Grant Awarded Certificate and UN Proof of Fund Ownership Certificate will be processed and issued out in your name. You will be informed via email and phone call as soon as it is done and our paying bank's will be contacting you to facilitates the transfer of the total sum in your favor as scheduled. It is understood that you will be very happy to have been selected as a recipient for this program so to avoid double claims that could lead to disqualification and cancellation of your payment funds, you are strictly advised to keep this notification confidential for the main time until your payment funds has been fully and dully remitted to you by the bank. In receipt of this confidential letter, you are also required to Email me : [email protected] with the above mentioned information as soon as you receive this message.Anticipating your prompt response and thanks for your understanding.
Yours Faithfully,
Simons Jean-Paul
Protocol Officer for United Nations Petroleum 2020 Grant Awards (UNA-UK)/European Union D.S.F International Fund Reconciliation Settlement London, United Kingdom
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Crikey, Bob, you certainly get some interesting spam! :-D
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Dear Mr Compass Bob and Miss Maggie,
Hello to you both!
I answered a phone call claiming to be from the environmental agency advising about flooding!
I was visiting a friend who lives on the third floor.
Seriously, this is worrying :-S
Take gentle care of yourselves Love Elizabeth, EOS xx
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Why did you think you could those men to deliver all that money. ;-) ;-) :-D
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RTR it WAS in my spam......along with russian dolls wanting to make my life more interesting......
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It's useful, even important, to look through the trash/promotion etc folders occasionally, as sometimes, you may get an important email from a firm etc. using a different address! I'm in regular contact with a department in the local Council. Due to Covid, an important message was sent from different email address - which went to spam. I also believe it's important to clear debris regularly, it frees up memory.
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As there seems to be no rhyme or reason behind what goes into Spam, I agree with Maggie and always check what's there before deleting it.
About a year ago they decided that everything from my BIL (and therefore my sister) was Spam!! Not to mention sometimes important stuff from societies OH belongs to.
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I was once offered a Russian wife.
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Lol Sharron, you mean you don’t!
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Blimey, what an essay, normally they don't run to more than a dozen lines.
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