General Chat

** Be aware **

I ordered Chinese last night (I won't name them). I went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something got in the bag? For a second, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

Well...

I pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, and there it was again, more rustling - and two little eyes looking out behind the spring rolls! ??

I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down...

...and there it was...






... A Peeking Duck!!!


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10 minutes and gone >>>>>>>>>>>>

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FGS....wish someone would get a life :-| :-P

Itchy finger should be named and shamed :-| :-| :-|. Fair enough if something is offensive but this wasn't in the least. It is time GR sorted the waste of space time wasting RRers once and for all

Don't get it myself...attention seeking me thinks.

ok so if "Chinese" was removed it would be less specific as to the type of takeaway but would also make a nonsense of the 'Peking duck' reference.

The reporter must surely know by now though that reporting still leaves the title intact? -S

Maybe it was the mouse/rat ref? not all takeaways have them true...but in some cases ( do you watch environmental health inspections on tv!) mice are the least of the worries.

oh well, I thought it was funny anyway :-)

Post it again Mr M - I missed it :-(

Please do your threads with just a tick and then we can all ask you to repost it.

Missed it!

The reference to Environmental Health Inspections, by Rambling, brought back memories as in a previous life, ie before retiring, I was an Environmental Health Officer :-D

Yep missed it again PM please Mr Magoo or repost :-D

If you Google Chinese takeaway joke you should find it. There is a joke menu in one of the results that would really give the RRer apoplexy.

Oh maybe you should put it on here....might solve the issue on here they'll be too busy over there on the other site.

reminds me of the seaside postcard, a Matron a nurse and a male patient,



with the caption



NURSE! I said prick his boil!!

Bob!!! :-0 :-D :-D LOL

Thanks MrM :-D

Nothing offensive whatsoever!

I suppose all those 'Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman' jokes will now be on the RR's PC radar :-|

Mind you, a couple of years ago I was reported for saying that someone had found a chink in my armour, although I do confess that I may have also added a few extra words ;-)

used to be in detective novels..... a chink in a curtain!

And this one is back too...someone being sensible at genes today....Well done Genes :-)

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