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Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2017 10:35

DOWN THE DRAIN
(The twelve bottles of whisky).

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar...
and my wife told me to empty the contents
of each and every bottle down the sink...
or else!
So, I said I would... and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and
poured the contents down the sink, with the
exception of one glass... which I drank.

I extracted the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with the exception of one
glass... which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink, with the
exception of one glass... which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink
and poured the bottle down the glass...
which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next
and drank one sink out of it and threw the
rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and
poured the cork from the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled
the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied I steadied
the house with one hand, counted the bottles,
corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine.

To make sure I counted them again... they came to seventy-four.

And as the house came by, I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses and bottles and
corks and sinks and glasses counted,
except one house and one cork... which l drank.

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 10:39

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 ;-)

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 1 Apr 2017 12:12

Afternoon all :-D <3

Lovely morning here but now it's tipping down :-)

COME ON THE POOL....am with you Mers <3

**Ann**

**Ann** Report 1 Apr 2017 14:00

Afternoon everyone :-D :-D <3 <3

It's been non stop rain here since the early hours, now the sun has decided to come out..too wet though to go in the garden :-0

Going to make a sarnie and cuppa :-D

**Ann**

**Ann** Report 1 Apr 2017 14:00

Afternoon everyone :-D :-D <3 <3

It's been non stop rain here since the early hours, now the sun has decided to come out..too wet though to go in the garden :-0

Going to make a sarnie and cuppa :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 1 Apr 2017 15:20

So good you said it twice Ann :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 1 Apr 2017 16:22

afternoon all my friends from a lovely sunny Cardiff :-D :-D <3 <3

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mersey

Mersey Report 1 Apr 2017 17:28

Heyup Loverlies :-D :-D <3

I am on Flossy duty tonight as sis and Mum cant make it but hopefully
will be back handy enough to catch you all <3 <3 <3

Back to normal tomorrow :-D :-D :-D ;-) <3

Researching:
#Be Kind

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:22

Cooooooooeeeeeeeee

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:41

:-S

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:46

Hi-de-Hi Billy~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <3 <3

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:48

Hiya Ding Donk :-D <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:50

Hiya Fly <3 :-D

Has it been nice up yours :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:51

Raining up my end ;-)

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:52

Suppose you had sunshine :-|

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:52

You need to get something for that, Fly ;-) :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:52

Yep :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:53

We did have one short shower mind :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

Fly

Fly Report 1 Apr 2017 18:53

:-0

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 1 Apr 2017 18:54

Any future fairs planned :-)

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

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