General Chat

I remember who suggested the wheelbarrow too. The very thought, poor old gentleman.

Oh to be in a position to not bruise your knees!

Isn't it strange how everybody survives without a girdle these days.Who'd have thought it?

Everybody?

You speak for yourself Sharron.

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I'm glad I'm posh and don't have to drape me smalls over the furniture :-)


I get the butler to do it


and I can tell you, the sight of his combinations adorning the standard lamp give me the shakin' vapours.




I've got to ask though............why wear the brassyha outside if you don't need it indoors? :-S

Dottie

If your mini skirt doesn't have an elasticated waiste band.........or you are not wearing knee high boots, you need to put yer brassyha on when you go outside..

Espeshelly in this cold weather.

Trust me, i knows about these things. :-D

I do hope the Butler's under combinations, adorning the standard lamp are clean.

I am concerned about the heat from the light bulb.

Phew! :-S :-S

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Come on Joan.......

Show us your Gummy Gurn.

We promise not to larf.

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Now, where did I put my leopardskin print posing pouch?

Is it tucked in yer brassyha on the back of the sofa bob?

Oh! :-S

Someone fetch me the smelling salts.

Way to go Bob.


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I do hope that upside down, topsy turvy, half naked Allan........will be popping in shortly.

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He'll be going through his seventies undies drawer as we speak Prickolls

Da da da de da da da, da da da de da da daah, de boom da da b'boom....

Joan, it's even worse - hen I go out (even to work) I don't wear an underwired bra, or even a 'proper' bra - but an extremely comfortable soft sports type bra.

I really appreciate having small(ish) boobs :-D :-D

Orf to breast feed my Donkey.

Just sayin'


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Do you hang your underwear on your yardarm?

I went to a grammar school which was not dissimilar to St Trinians and we had found out the name of one particularly frumpy teacher. Not only that, we had invented an extremely steamy private life for the poor woman.

Anyway, my mate who was pretty wicked came in one morning and told us she had been into tow the previous afternoon after school and had seen this Myra and she was buying a new bra.

She said she had seen her in Woolworths trying them on.

Joan :-D :-D :-D
Mine are up in the bedroom now, as they go over my head, so can't surreptitiously remove them. When I come in, I also put on 'comfy clothes - old jeans and a shirt or jumper, as my cats claw my clothes to bits.

Sharron - I hope she was trying the bras on in the changing room :-S

Well no, Maggie, that was the joke. Woolies didn't have changing rooms!

Ooh - I'm sure the one in Eastleigh did - and that's not exactly upmarket!!!

......or maybe I'm getting confused with 'Next'. :-(

I was buying frillies in Marks a few years ago, and I have bought more since, when a rather frousy looking lady asked if she could try on something.

The sales lady said she could, and Mrs Frousy produced a 6 pack of nicks.

The sales lady said she could not stop anyone trying stuff on, regardless of what it was.

So the moral of the story..............when you buy something, wash it first.

Many years ago, i used to work with a girl who was flat chested.

I said to her one day......

"Oh, Theresa, i must tell you this joke, you are going to laugh your t*t's off"

I looked down at her chest and said.......

"Oh, you've already heard it!"

Loo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

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