General Chat

No loose ends ...hanging...?

Eeeeeuwww!

Unless I'm reading the whole thing wrong :-S

Maggie, he set up a truss fund for me :-D

This annoyed my brother as my father was only a small businessman who couldn't support both of us ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Truss me, I know these things.


Someone once told me that if brains were elastic I wouldn't have enough for a frog's jockstrap :-D :-D

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Who said I'm not old already Allan, Ladies never wrinkle ;-) :-D

All this talk of trusses...well....as Maggie said Eeeeeuwww......MEN!

When we become old we all need support, the areas just vary between the sexes :-D :-D :-D

I've not got 'furniture chest' yet.
For the uninitiated, that's where us ladies can tuck our chest into our drawers :-D :-D :-D

Reminds me of a joke....shorten

Old lady fed up with life begs her doctor to tell her the best way to kill herself...he tells her shot herself through the left breast.

Two weeks later she's back with a sore knee...glad you didn't kill yourself the doctor says...I tried she said right through the left chest like you said and look my left knee cap is ruined....

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Allan are you going to start a family tradition and will your truss? It could become a family heirloom. :-D

Can you imagine the will reading all waiting on tenterhooks...who will be "blessed" to receive the sacred truss

So Allan who will benefit from the truss fund? ;-)

Well, Kathryn, I have a few male relatives including my older brother, my son and four nephews. Then their are two great nephews.

It could be a contentious issue and cause family ructions if this piece of elastic engineering were to fall into the wrong hands, or where ever.

So I may just elect to take it with me when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

The smell of burning rubber permeating the skies around the Crem would be an apt epitaph for me. One final act of pollution :-D :-D :-D


Reminds me of the joke about a very mean millionaire who wanted to be buried with all his money

His widow carried out his wishes to the letter

When he died she wrote a cheque for his total worth and placed it in his coffin :-D :-D :-D

Oh dear!

Moving on from trusses, I've just gone and done something that is not quite bland and could be described as being on this side of boring :-0

We've booked a holiday! :-\

The making of an immigration mess.

Does anyone know the ingredients?

We are not even leaving the territorial waters of Australia, Dermot, so unless we are suspected of being illegal immigrants, there should be no mess to clean up ;-)

A holiday......well deserved no doubt :-)

Have you got your speedos ready? :-D

You had to go there didn't you :-D